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StarzAboveBlewynanifailCarla
The end of the line. I got the news earlier today and it's not good.

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Care to share big guy?

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AliceD AliceD

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Trying to wash them off like dirty laundry just doesn't seem to work out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvbqwzL0tR4

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Fare thee well, if I could send you off with my mustache you know I would.

https://youtu.be/A9uyMjzmT3k

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VicZinc VicZinc

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What kind of mountain goat sperm are you using to wax 'em? I prefer weird under-achievers. Well, they are local, since we don't that many or any real mountains around here...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Troll ****. The trolls suck off the goats (Billy goats - the gruff ones) the eat the goats. They rub one out into rain barrels and I dip my face in the goo.

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VicZinc VicZinc

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I already got my wish to drop dead. Not in those words, but the meaning was clear, on another thread than this one.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Care to share big guy?

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AliceD AliceD

What's happened?

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

What's up

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JD JD

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My ****. You can't see it, since it's so small, but I assure that it's somewhere there.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “My ****. You can't see it, since it's so...

Find a women with small hands and a magnifying glass

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JD JD

Yeah... Hello! This is my first time on the stage here... I'm pretty nervous, haven't done any of this stand-up humor since actually twenty years ago, when this whole thing was unheard of in Finland and I did a gig. Won a Guinness beer xxx. I have absolutely no idea where it is, I believe my nephews have nicked it over the years...

Yes, all of this dying **** what-not biz... Should I go for a video, hoping it wouldn't offend the gods and goddesses of the Tube of You, sire.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Yes, screw the gods. Go for the video!

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Carla Carla

Sorry to hear that. Here's wishing that you enjoy the time you have left.

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JerryHendrickson JerryHendrickson

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It's **** up. Do you have any kids?

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JerryHendrickson JerryHendrickson

In response to “It's **** up. Do you have any kids?

Nope, which makes it a swift and smooth procedure, as such.

EDIT: "You know how you used to have a dad, before this annoucement came up to? Well... You don't now. Have a happy holiday!"

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Well, that just sucks Zonkey. Is there anything we can do?

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ozzyboy ozzyboy

Can you post on here when you have died so we know?

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AliceD AliceD

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I will have my ghostwriter sent immediately to all of you with my last will and the first one to guess all three questions correctly, receives both a pot of gold and a rather angry lepracon with AIDS and sharp teeth.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Please don't give up.

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

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