Pick a word and make up a better definition.

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Panda - Pamela Anderson's initials

Transmission - a delegation of female impersonators

Wombat - a club for swatting woms

Mooring - jewelry for cattle

Majority - a teeny, tiny commissioned officer

Jewish - somewhat Semitic

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Panda - Pamela Anderson's initials

Transmission - a delegation of female impersonators

Wombat - a club for swatting woms

Mooring - jewelry for cattle

Majority - a teeny, tiny commissioned officer

Jewish - somewhat Semitic

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Chuck_Tom

Hooters - birds of night, usually found under an ugly t-shirt

Pool - a stick and balls game played with a water polo bat

Track & Field - a goverment based spying operation involving a shovel

Lobster - a fat guy trying to lift a sofa

Buttcrack - a computer wizard; coder/nerd

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Buttcrack: http://data.amirite.net/user_images...

Coulda been worse: the joke might've gone up your nose... it did mine (confused)(frown)

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Chuck_Tom

**: a disease whereby a person gets covered in horn-like sores...usually due to excessive manual **.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

Snickers: Someone laughing their knickers off.
Milky Way: Milkman spilling the merchandise.
Musketeers: Muskrats holding an auction.
Kit-kats: The cats are in the kitchen with Dinah.
Mars Bar: A bar or pub that frequently has bar fights.
Mounds Bar: A pair of burial grounds on a Native girl.
Almond Joy: Busting a nut.
Butterfingers: One-hand clapping.

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Tanor_Faux Tanor_Faux

From the Uxbridge English Dictionary
Kaleidoscope
New traffic camera which only captures accidents.

Kensington
A visit to your home town by the Mayor of London.

Ketchup
To gain distance on someone.

Kidnap
A sleeping child.

Kingdom
A contraceptive specially made for royalty.

Kindred
Fear of one's own family.

Kitcat
Flat pack pussy.

Kittiwake
A young cat that's not asleep.

Knickers
Kleptomaniacs.

Knowing
Unable to fly.

Kowtow
To drag a large farm animal.

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Blewynanifail Blewynanifail

Children:
a. particularly loud flock of vertically challenged geniuses

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

Dentist - Scary people that like to wear facemask and play with your teeth

Destiny - Fancy way of saying , whatever happens, happens.

Edible - Ed the horse might like it

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Zolfie Zolfie

A foul-minded denizen of the Great White North dared me to use
snitch = an itchy sn*tch

At times, it's required to scratch
With urgency and with dispatch.
To have such an itch
Is really a b*tch,
Espec' ly an itch in one's sn*tch.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “A foul-minded denizen of the Great White...

That Sukie has some nerve, eh?? Of course I'm assuming it was Sukie and not that charming Johnny What's-his-name...

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Chuck_Tom

In response to “That Sukie has some nerve, eh?? Of course I'm...

No, it was that Johnny-Chuck-Tom-Bub-Glad-Hands-whatever, and he has an awful habit, eh?

It's always embarr'ssing to watch
Old John, when he's trying to scotch
An urgent, strong itch—
It's really a b*tch—
Espec' ly an itch in his cr*tch.

scotch = scratch one's cr*tch

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “No, it was that...

Bravo!
No more Thinkerbug. You are forever Duchess Thinkerbell. Good work with your "scotch". In fact, it's almost on par with my brilliant "snitch". (biggrin)

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Chuck_Tom

innuendo: An Italian enema

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urwutuis urwutuis

In response to “innuendo: An Italian enema

innuendo - where an Italian cat sits

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that_guy that_guy OP

In response to “innuendo: An Italian enema

Brilliant :)

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Chuck_Tom

Racetrack - a small GPS device fed to the white children
Backpacking - having your buttocks on your shoulders
Picasso - a picture sharing application for ****
Hunter-gatherer - an old gun collector (Predator 2)

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Congress:
The opposite of progress.

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