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Why did you get up today?

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I got up because I found a great series on Netflix.

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Cause I had things to do! I do every day because of that.

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Cause I had things to do! I do every day because of that.

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Rooster Rooster

I got up to make money ....

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “I got up to make money ....

Do you have that new printing press ready for a test run?

I have those plates you ordered.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Do you have that new printing press ready for...

Yes!! Fantastic Marko, we can run the press on the weekend.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Yes!! Fantastic Marko, we can run the press...

I have plates for ten peso, five yen and one ruble notes... Should that do the trick?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I have plates for ten peso, five yen and one...

Peso? We'll have to run the press non stop for a week just to make $5 USD

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Peso? We'll have to run the press non stop...

I could've got you €100 plates, but you never asked me for the specifics... "The less I know, the better..." See, open communications are the point. No matter, if the Interpol is onto us. Canadian dollars and Euros aren't actual money, are they?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I could've got you €100 plates, but you...

Canadian dollar is actually monopoly money. It's worthless, not sure about Euro dollar.

Interpol isn't an issue it's those damn mercenaries I worry about.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

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Colombians, again? Nah, my cousing Larry paid them off weeks ago. Have you seen Barry, though? I think he might still be in the woods... Barefoot.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Colombians, again? Nah, my cousing Larry paid...

Barry's a crazy ****. Haven't seen him, and if I do, I'm running the other way.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Barry's a crazy ****. Haven't seen him, and...

Oh, it's the way old "reversed bullet catch" act, that you are rehearsing with him for that children's magic show... Great!

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Oh, it's the way old "reversed bullet...

You got me, yes that's what we are doing.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “You got me, yes that's what we are doing.

So, where will the trap door with the magical sinking equipment be located, then? At the docks? I knew it! Classical style! Concrete and locks without keys...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “So, where will the trap door with the magical...

How did you know? Are you going all James Bond on us?

Yes, concrete, must of been following me. Huh?

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “How did you know? Are you going all James...

Nah, I just noticed the bill from the building company on your desk, as I was snooping through your other secrets. Who is Joanna, by the way?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Nah, I just noticed the bill from the...

Joanna, that's Rooster's secret code name.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

Because that's what I do every morning.... laundry, meals to cook, bills to pay, etc.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Rooster told me to do so.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Rooster told me to do so.

Rooster crows at you?

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Rooster crows at you?

He is my hero. Just without the same awesome costume, that I am always wearing.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “He is my hero. Just without the same awesome...

"awesome costume, that I am always wearing."
Tar and feathers?

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “"awesome costume, that I am always...

No, that's my aunt, Phyllis.

She thinks she's a cuckoo clock. But her timing is exceptional.

My costume is mostly made out of guano. I'm Batman.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “No, that's my aunt, Phyllis. She thinks...

Aunt, Phyllis may think she is a cuckoo clock, but even a broken clock is accurate twice a day.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Aunt, Phyllis may think she is a cuckoo...

No, she's in a deep spiritual connection with one of the atomic clocks they use for the official time keeping on this planet. She's perfect to the merest fracture of a second.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “No, she's in a deep spiritual connection with...

I have an Aunt that's always on time and the amazing thing is, she doesn't even wear a watch.

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azlotto azlotto

Because certain problems don't solve themselves (xp)

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Zolfie Zolfie

I had to go to work.

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azlotto azlotto

Because I have a purpose driven life fulfilled in my children and career.

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Vrendowl Vrendowl

I had to pee.

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Logan Logan

I had to go in to work, to help support those who refuse to work.

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

I needed to pay a visit.. 😁

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Blewynanifail Blewynanifail

Cause I got a 10 he drive home and I ain't getting any closer while I'm in bed. 😊

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

Am I awake now? What year is this?

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Tanor_Faux Tanor_Faux

Work.

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Masha Masha

I was breathing, and awake, so had no better options really.

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AliceD AliceD

Because the cat had to pee

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trooper trooper

because I never slept the night before due to bad cheese

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TomboyJanet TomboyJanet

cause I couldn't go back to sleep.. too tired to stay awake, yet too tired to sleep at the same time

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