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Have you ever heard an answering machine going completely crazy on its own? My recording service now announces, that people should go **** themselves, without any such input from myself.

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Nope, I've never heard about that.... usually when I've seen that happen, it was someone pulling a prank on a "friend"

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Zolfie Zolfie

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I don't have land line telephone

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WonderMan WonderMan

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Neither do I. It's just something that comes with the comms operator, automatically. We did invent mobile phones, in the first place. I guess it's only natural, that the insults coming with the cell phone clouds are mostly Finnish as well.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

I don't have a voice mail system at all. Got tired of the salespeople leaving **** messages. So when I had the land line put in here? I just bought a phone with no answering machine. I can just read the "missed" call numbers and call back if I know the number!

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Rooster Rooster

Definitely the machine going crazy...(wink)

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

I have but not to that degree. Mine used to invite people to leave a message then hang up on them.

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trooper trooper

I have to ask......did anyone call again stating they'd taken the advice?

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Freeranger Freeranger

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Some of them. Thinking it was a practical joke from my part. People are so easy to distract from the Skynet.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Nope, I've never heard about that.... usually when I've seen that happen, it was someone pulling a prank on a "friend"

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Zolfie Zolfie

Is your machine reading your mind and then commenting on it?

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ozzyboy ozzyboy

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Yes. It's that new technology called "Vulcan Mind Meld Over IP".

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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I don't want that machine - I could be in really big trouble if my mind could be read.

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ozzyboy ozzyboy

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I'm getting a fuzzy image about you and some rabbits... Eating carrots out of your leg.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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