What do you sniff before buying?

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What do you sniff before buying?

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Cantaloupe

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Linnster Linnster

Perfume, candles.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “Perfume, candles.

Why? What difference does it make?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Why? What difference does it make?

I wouldn't buy something that didn't smell good.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “I wouldn't buy something that didn't smell good.

Fresh potatos smell pretty darn good.

Why aren't they making perfumes like that?!

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Fresh potatos smell pretty darn good. Why...

I doubt anyone wants to smell like a potato. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “I doubt anyone wants to smell like a potato. lol

It's like Viagra, only with 10k times of more potency.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “It's like Viagra, only with 10k times of more...

I guess you would know more about Viagra than me. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “I guess you would know more about Viagra than...

Only thing standing up here is my brain. I brain, I brain, I brain potato. Potato brain... Not the Canuck though, he's worse off. He a mushed potato brain. Brain mush. Brain, no brainer there.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Only thing standing up here is my brain. I...

Where is the Canuck?

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “Where is the...

John has cut the ties with me, as I've cut my ties with him.

Kasara is balancing the bridge over the river Kwai. She doesn't like me that much either, but at least she hasn't blocked me - yet.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “John has cut the ties with me, as I've cut my...

I thought you two had made up?

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “I thought you two had made up?

It's always in the state of flux.

Nothing is certain, other than uncertainty.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Although I don't buy it as we've been growing it almost 40 years, I always sniff my fresh weed buds when they are delivered to me. My property. so I get my cut. LOL. Always can tell how fresh and good it is by the smell!

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Rooster Rooster

Christmas trees.

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

In response to “Christmas trees...

Just don't sniff too low, a dog may have been there.

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azlotto azlotto

interestingly good question

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WonderMan

Bread, certain fruits. Milk, especially chocolate milk. The smell from that when bad is stronger and more pungent.

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Tanor_Faux Tanor_Faux

In response to “Flowers https://i.gifer.com/7KIb.gif

No picture showed up. I'm betting it was a good one too. (hello)

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

In response to “No picture showed up. I'm betting it was a...

I see it... that's weird.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “I see it... that's weird.

igifer.com is all I can see if I click on it.

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

In response to “igifer.com is all I can see if I click on it.

Hmmm. oh well, it was Paul McCartney smelling a flower.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Hmmm. oh well, it was Paul McCartney smelling...

Oh damn. I was thinking of your butt babe. Ha!

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

In response to “Oh damn. I was thinking of your butt babe. Ha!

LOL, I was gonna give her a break.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Oh damn. I was thinking of your butt babe. Ha!

Paul also sniffs his butt often enough, I've heard.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Flowers https://i.gifer.com/7KIb.gif

I usually don't sniff Paul McCartney.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

fragrances

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Zolfie Zolfie

strawberries. The wife says if you can't smell them then they taste like shit.

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trooper trooper

A lot of things, but here's a few.

Pineapples...If it does not smell like pineapple, no sale.
Fish...If it smells like fish, no sale.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Fish? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA

Only two things smell like fish and one of them is fish! (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Only two things smell like fish and one of...

Lol...The other is a finger?

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Lol...The other is a finger?

Only if you have fingered a fish.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Only if you have fingered a fish.

I video myself fingering fish and then post it on the internet.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Only two things smell like fish and one of...

Germans do as well, I get it. I get it.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Tomatoes and most fresh fruits. If they don't have nice aroma, they are usually pretty bland tasting.

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

In response to “Tomatoes and most fresh fruits. If they...

I do the same smell tests, but avocados often fool me.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “I do the same smell tests, but avocados often...

Yeah, I buy them every week using the touch method. I pick out very firm avocados and keep them on the counter for a few days until they have just a slight "give" when pressed. I'm usually pretty lucky, but not always!

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

In response to “Yeah, I buy them every week using the touch...

I'll try the touch method...Thanks, Jan.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “I'll try the touch method...Thanks, Jan.

Ewwwwwwww... Touching avocados... That's just sexual harrassment.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

I usually sniff the fuel tanks a bit, before taking off, just to be certain. Also, gives the pilot a proper buzz. I also smell animals in the local zoo, just to be certain, they aren't just dudes in costumes. Priceless Ming vases have a peculiar smell of "don't touch".

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Produce.

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Masha Masha

Boxed muffin mix. If there is a hole in the package, even a small one, the shortening will stink because it has gone rancid.

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that_guy that_guy

A new car

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Diego Diego

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