Kids do the Darndest Things; What's the Darndest Thing you have ever Seen a Kid Do?

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This post was inspired by stories of children calling the police for some unique reason, such as, someone trying to feed them a salad, help pick out the right outfit, help with math homework, and calling the police to tell them that Dad went through a red light (right turn on red in the US).

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I saw a child licking the arm rest between seats on the subway

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trooper trooper


Personally, I think they have all been very rational. Even when blowing themselves up with home-made bazookas. There's more dignity in death caused by a steam engine explosion, though.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

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Explosions are scary with kids!

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Zolfie Zolfie OP

I saw a child licking the arm rest between seats on the subway

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trooper trooper

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I usually don't try to tell children what to do... but I think I might step in there and tell them, no that's dirty, it doesn't taste any good.

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Zolfie Zolfie OP

In response to “(o_o)(ill)(creeper) I usually don't try to...

I doubt he would have understood me.

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trooper trooper

Ha, he's Mr. tough guy, talking smack all day, and one simply request he's blocking like a baby.

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Zolfie Zolfie OP

Well I stuck a little Caesars pizza box to my brother's door.

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