Do ever wake up and start counting all of your fingers and toes, in case some of them have gone missing over the period of time you've been unconscious?

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Do ever wake up and start counting all of your fingers and toes, in case some of them have gone missing over the period of time you've been unconscious?

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Sometimes! We have rats around here and you never know...man!

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Sometimes! We have rats around here and you never know...man!

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Rooster Rooster

I count my ribs. I don't want god taking half my ribs to make some broad.

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Tanor_Faux Tanor_Faux

Naw ... if my heart is still beating and I can get out of bed, it's a good day. (h)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

In response to “Naw ... if my heart is still beating and I...

Are you certain it's your own heart? I have been trying to steal a lot of them, while sleep walking...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Are you certain it's your own heart? I have...

It's mostly my own heart. The aortic valve is now bovine tissue since 2012. (Moo!) (a)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

In response to “It's mostly my own heart. The aortic valve...

Bovine, not pig? Is there any signifant tissure difference, as I always thought that pigs are more compatible with our species. Assuming I was a human being. Both my dad and my uncle (from dad's side) have died from aortic disrupture (bowl side).

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Bovine, not pig? Is there any signifant...

Porcine valves were the first to be used. There have been fewer complications with the bovine tissue valves, and most doctors now prefer to use them.

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

In response to “Porcine valves were the first to be used...

That's great news for you Jan... Now, I can officially call you a cow! ;o) ;o) ;o)

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

No, but sometimes I wake up not knowing what day it is. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “No, but sometimes I wake up not knowing what...

That's because of all those fumes you get from your priceless shoes.

They have secret compartments in them, that tend to trigger, accidentally.

And that's when all the Hellboy breaks loose.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “That's because of all those fumes you get...

Priceless shoes? lol I pay a lot of money for my shoes. So that can't be the reason.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “Priceless shoes? lol I pay a lot of money...

No, what you pay for is the smell. Some extraordinary fumes of different psychedelic drugs put together and voilá - you are back in the shoestore.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

NNnnnnnno.

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trooper trooper

Yeah, make sure the entire body is still there (biggrin)

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Yeah, make sure the entire body is still...

I once lost my **** for three days, but luckily found it before Nigerian voodoo lords did.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

no but I did wake up in a car once and was like wtf why am i in a car

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TomboyJanet TomboyJanet

In response to “no but I did wake up in a car once and was...

"Dude, where is my car? And why the hell am I in it?"

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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