What is the real difference between an elephant and a cruise missile?

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What is the real difference between an elephant and a cruise missile?

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Velocity

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trooper trooper

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I know, nothing is faster than a panicked elephant - nor deadlier.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Shoot at someone and miss. LOL

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trooper trooper

The elephant craps and the missle just blows up! LOL

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Rooster Rooster

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Elephants explode every now and then. And with more accuracy for the intended target.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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That's an ancient Indian ****-wiping technique unique to buddhist monks and elephants. Sometimes, it's hard to distinguish them from each other, as the monks are fat and have floppy ears.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Haa ha ha ha

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WonderMan WonderMan

Tusk composition.

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azlotto azlotto

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I never compose music with tusks. It's cruel for the poor animals.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Lol...Yes, it's cruel and really pisses off the elephant...I guess they don't like music.

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azlotto azlotto

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They like to paint.

Mostly ****.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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That would be a frightening sight on a female mouse.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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LMAO!..I agree...Especially frightening to an elephant.

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azlotto azlotto

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I'm a Mythbusters fan...That is a good episode with a surprising outcome.

Thanks for sharing.

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azlotto azlotto

One's fat and slow, the other sleek and fast.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

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Which one is which?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Think about it, you'll figure it out.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

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How about if an elephant was riding a cruise missile, would that make any difference?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

The cruising part..

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DandyDon DandyDon

One has a trunk....don't ask which one....

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JD JD

You can ride an elephants?

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Zolfie Zolfie

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