Would you feel safer inside a safe?

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Would you feel safer inside a safe?

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In response to “no

Is it the lack of Oxygene or merely uncle Vic again?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Nope! Be my luck that someone would try to blow the safe open! (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Nope! Be my luck that someone would try to...

Probably someone, who owns an elephant ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “No

Would you feel safer, if the safe had enough room for a surf-board?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Would you feel safer, if the safe had enough...

LOL, I'm claustrophobic, can't close the door.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “LOL, I'm claustrophobic, can't close the door.

Well, I will throw in some koalas with flashlights to make you feel like home.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Well, I will throw in some koalas with...

Only if you keep the door open.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Only if you keep the door open.

How about throwing in a **** kangaroo? Can I close the door then?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “How about throwing in a **** kangaroo? Can I...

No, otherwise I won't be here to reply back to you. (hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “No, otherwise I won't be here to reply back...

Damn it, Mark. The upcoming skeleton revolution is going to hurt all of us, whom don't have safes to climb in. Also, where the hell did I put my LSD?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Damn it, Mark. The upcoming skeleton...

You you have some extra, can I have some, I really need to go another planet.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “You you have some extra, can I have some, I...

Well... Since you asked so nicely... No.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Nope, there's no air inside those things.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “Nope, there's no air inside those things.

Get an oxygen tank - or a koala with a flashlight.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Does a baboon peel a banana upside down?

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “Does a baboon peel a banana upside down?

In Australian zoos, always.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “In Australian zoos, always.

There you go..

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DandyDon DandyDon

Very safe....after suffocating I will come to no harm...

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JD JD

No, I'd feel like the walls were closing in..

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Zolfie Zolfie

No, I'd most likely panic, lose all air supply and die.

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Vrendowl Vrendowl

I don't know, but I might try. I've been arguing with my safe a lot over trivial things. I might just try placing myself in its position and see if I can make sense of its point of view.

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primeiro primeiro

I would feel safer and more valuable like i was worth something.

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hootowl hootowl

In response to “I would feel safer and more valuable like i...

It would definitely lower your insurance premiums.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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