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Can you pee straight?

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Only without a breeze.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

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Only without a breeze.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Only without a...

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't piss into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

Or something like that.

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azlotto azlotto

After a six pack or so? It can be like you turned the hose on! I pee on Black Widow webs and then nail them when they come out. Works every time! (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

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Clear polyurethane in a spray can is great for that. Ping the web, when they come of spray them, then put it on top of the button on your doorbell.

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trooper trooper

haa ha ha haa

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WonderMan WonderMan

Downward arc, usually

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trooper trooper

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Is it straightly related to the gravitational pull or are there additional forces in action?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Gravity...hmm, I guess in both cases.

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trooper trooper

Only while I'm taking a shower...I think.

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azlotto azlotto

Yes, drunk also.

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JerryHendrickson JerryHendrickson

In response to “Yes, drunk also.

Well, that wasn't part of the question, but I'm glad you're drunk.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

No, because if you did, you'd get it all over the back of the seat or whatever.

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Tanor_Faux Tanor_Faux

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Well i usually have two streams to watch :p. Vinesauce and Vargskelethor. One's an italian from Staten Island, also known as the landfill island of NYC , and the latter is Swedish. But he's got the beef with Norway, Finland is fine :p He's already nuked Norway once.

Oh, i'm talking about a different kind of streams nevermind..

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Tanor_Faux Tanor_Faux

How about you stay straight ahead of me and we find out (hehe)

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Zolfie Zolfie

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I take piss from nobody, except you. I find the proposition acceptable.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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