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Why do you eat green vegetables? Bright colors are always a warning sign of something being poisonous, just watch the bugs' coloring schemes!

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I'm willing to take the chance for asparagus and spinach .... I live on the edge! (hehe)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

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So, are you saying green meat might not be healthy? (hehe)

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Flrdsgns Flrdsgns

In response to “So, are you saying green meat might not be...

Every time I have eaten green meat, I have died.

After the last 34 tries, I've learned my lesson.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

I think it's okay with fruits and vegetables...

Never eat bright colored bugs though.

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DandyDon DandyDon

I'm willing to take the chance for asparagus and spinach .... I live on the edge! (hehe)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

Because green veggies have more cellulose and that is good for your intestines.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “Because green veggies have more cellulose and...

But they make paper out of cellulose... I don't want to become a human writing-pad.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “But they make paper out of cellulose... I...

Think of cellulose as intestine floss.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “Think of cellulose as intestine floss.

Gross. I'm better off swallowing tooth paste.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Don't do that.

They should make it green, instead of white, to warn people about it.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “They should make it green, instead of white...

No, color attracts attention, havent you paid attention to all the stupid kids eating Tide pods? Make it colorless and boring.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “No, color attracts attention, havent you paid...

I am blue, since no glue, the shipment is overdue. I'd brush my nostrils with it.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I am blue, since no glue, the shipment is...

Yeah, you better stay off tide pods too.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

There are a lot of nutrients in green veggies.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “There are a lot of nutrients in green veggies.

So are in the bugs, but... Still... I'm not certain - I do have a certain amount of self-preservation instict left in me.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “So are in the bugs, but... Still... I'm not...

I don't eat bugs....I step on them.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “I don't eat bugs....I step on them.

I step on the veggies. The same - no reaction from either of them, when stomped on.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I step on the veggies. The same - no reaction...

Kinda hard to step on veggies in a super market. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Yeah, so, which colors are poisonous?

Here's a story about poison at the other end:
http://nowiknow.com/the-red-menace/

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that_guy that_guy

In response to “Yeah, so, which colors are poisonous? Here's...

Every color is poisonous, if you eat from the paint can.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

If bright colors are always a warning sign of being poisonous, then wouldn't you worry more about eating red things? And I eat a lot of tomatoes and chilis.


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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “If bright colors are always a warning sign of...

Red isn't a color. It belongs to the group of unknown phenomena, which includes yellow, orange, blue and sometimes giraffes.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Red isn't a color. It belongs to the group of...

But red is a color and it's right there in between rainbows and rubys.

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “But red is a color and it's right there in...

I had my morning crap 45 minutes ago and my **** is still on fire. So, I can't support red, as a lover of proper chili (I use 64k Scofeld stuff from a can, as a powder). I wish they would color it brown, artificially.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I had my morning crap 45 minutes ago and my...

Well if you put some morning coffee on it, it might turn brown

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Well if you put some morning coffee on it, it...

I had another dump.

My **** feels like something out of the X-Files.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I had another dump. My **** feels like...

Just be happy it's not the XXX-Files

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Just be happy it's not the XXX-Files

Only thing that goes up my **** is my fingers, a jar of pickles and occasionally Jesse Owens.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Only thing that goes up my **** is my...

Before or after you eat the pickles?

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “During.

Are they bouncing pickles?

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Are they bouncing pickles?

They do bounce, afterwards.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “They do bounce, afterwards.

Then in Connecticut, those are not considered to be pickles at first

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Then in Connecticut, those are not considered...

Boston is in Connecticut, correct? I just might have mistaken the Celtics for pickels.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Boston is in Connecticut, correct? I just...

Fairly close (as the US goes) but no Boston is in Massachusetts



But even a number of Americans struggle with those North East tiny states (unless they've had a reason to study them, like been in them or something)

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Fairly close (as the US goes) but no Boston...

Damn it.

This will give me a worse grade. B+ probably.

EDIT: Thanks for the map. It did clear up my confusion a bit.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Damn it. This will give me a worse grade. B+...

I'm glad the maps helped, and I meant to add as far as states go, they're right next to each other. Not bad at all.

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “I'm glad the maps helped, and I meant to add...

It's like the whole East Coast is made to be a puzzle.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “It's like the whole East Coast is made to be...

Yup, they were all fighting for land early on.

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Yup, they were all fighting for land early on.

I'd better get my black Indian **** back there and fight for my piece of land. I should own a state or two.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “If bright colors are always a warning sign of...

Tomatoes and potatoes are members of the nightshade family. The entire plant is poisonous except for the part we eat. That's why you gouge out the green parts of a potato before you eat it. They are poisonous.

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that_guy that_guy

In response to “Tomatoes and potatoes are members of the...

As somebody, who grew up on a farm and has had self-produced potatos for his whole life, I am grateful for some support for my theory of green being the mark of poison.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “As somebody, who grew up on a farm and has...

Except in poison oak and related plants. They are yellow or red when they are most poisonous.

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that_guy that_guy

In response to “Except in poison oak and related plants. They...

Which is why i suggested red.

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Zolfie Zolfie

Apple seeds are poisonous and they are black. So what's this crap about colors?

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that_guy that_guy

In response to “Apple seeds are poisonous and they are black...

Apple seeds are now orange. Haven't you heard? Orange is the new black.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Apple seeds are now orange. Haven't you...

Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.

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that_guy that_guy

In response to “Apple seeds are poisonous and they are black...

But black (nor white) are colors but shades or light.

As white is the reflection of all the colors, while black is the absorption of all the colors.

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “But black (nor white) are colors but shades...

I am well aware of the terminology, as they kept saying it over and over again in our primary school art classes. "White or black aren't colours". Well, why do we call black people coloured then? They should be called "lightly absorbed", "medium absorbed" and "really absorbed".

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I knew that.

Good, and I knew about Tomatoes and potatoes being part members of the nightshade family.

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