What is your favorite switch?

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What is your favorite switch?

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The turn-on switch of my girlfriend (hello)

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Zolfie Zolfie

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The switch that turns off ****! (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “The switch that turns off ****! (hehe)

That's called "your thumb", Robt.

You still haven't figured out, how this world works.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

The turn-on switch of my girlfriend (hello)

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “The turn-on switch of my girlfriend (hello)

That's not your girlfriend. That's a light switch. Get a grip, man.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “That's not your girlfriend. That's a light...

Your right, the switch is me, and when she turns me on the switch is fully in the up position (wink)(hehe)

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Your right, the switch is me, and when she...

Did I say "light switch"... I meant heavy switch.

EDIT: I'm still a grammar Nazi. I hope you meant "You're"...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Did I say "light switch"... I meant...

Doesn't matter what type it is, when we turn each other switches on, it's still amazing.

Edit: Don't you know that the Nazi were bad? And yes I meant "You're"

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Zolfie Zolfie

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Nazis (plural) were sort of cute, with their uniforms and concentration camps. Killing six million innocent people takes a lot of practice.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Nazis (plural) were sort of cute, with their...

I don't like those kind of jokes about the nazi...

6 million deaths isn't really a joking or cute matter. ..

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “I don't like those kind of jokes about the...

Death is inevitable.

If it happens, when a group of wacky yahoos decide to gas the living daylights out of you, you will be much better remembered by those that you leave behind.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Death is inevitable. If it happens, when a...

That might be true especially if they're using your body for other purposes :/

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “That might be true especially if they're...

I never buy German soap products, if that's what you're referring to...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

The snooze button on my alarm clock. Actually it's the tactile switch the snooze button activates.

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azlotto azlotto

The one by Will Smith ;)

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