How are the mosquitoes around you?

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How are the mosquitoes around you?

Explained by Will_Janitor...

I think we have a bumper crop this year. I went to weed the tomatoes and I think I lost a quart of blood. Ha!

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No bites yet .... and believe me, I'm always attacked badly if there is one mosquito within a mile! (wary)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

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I was hoping to buy a car with a pussy magnet.

What I got was a pair of sneakers with mosquito magnets. They are bigger on this side of the pond. I was quite intrigued, when I saw the ones in Dallas. They were like one third of the size we have to deal with around here.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Hardly any this year and I'm glad.

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Hardly any this year and I'm glad.

Wanna swap?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

What's mosquitoes ...I think I've read about them...

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JD JD

In response to “JD no biting flies in england?

Very rare...one bite a year...lol

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JD JD

In response to “JD no biting flies in england?

JD only bites flies, when it suits his diet.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “What's mosquitoes ...I think I've read about...

It's that water polo team from the Eastern part of Sahara.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Like everything else in Texas... big (omg)

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

In response to “Like everything else in Texas... //big// (omg)

If those are big, then I guess Finland is the worst place on Earth.

About the size somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “If those are big, then I guess Finland is the...

Are they huge there? I've heard some pretty crazy stories about mosquitoes up north.

We have a large colony of bats in Austin that helps rid us of mosquitoes here. So I probably shouldn't complain :)

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

In response to “Are they huge there? I've heard some pretty...

Well, I wouldn't recommend hiking in the rural areas of Finland during the summertime.

It's going to hurt you much more personally, than just your wallet, trying to find a proper cure for the fifteen cubic feet bulgy extensions of your already weirdly shaped head.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Well, I wouldn't recommend hiking in the...

Well that settles it then, I can't afford for this head to get any weirder than it already is!

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

some got into my bedroom last night awful I couldn't sleep and started feeling itchy all over- that picture is crazy disturbing

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

I've not seen any this year....but I don't spend much time outside!

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Mosquitoes are always bad around here, soon as the weather is warm enough for them to come out.

If I went outside right now, it wouldn't take long for the acupuncture to start.

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “Mosquitoes are always bad around here, soon...

In soviet Russia, you sting the buggers.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

we export them to the known free world

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

In response to “we export them to the known free world

I got my **** licked by a Martian psycho toad.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

No bites yet .... and believe me, I'm always attacked badly if there is one mosquito within a mile! (wary)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

Just got back from New England. Just saddle 'em up but the black flies were worse.

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ozzyboy ozzyboy

In response to “Just got back from New England. Just saddle...

Horse flies always seem to think they should have a free ride on my backside. I guess I'm just the regular whipping boy for them.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Horse flies always seem to think they should...

One day a buddy and I were out for a ride on our motorcycles and we stopped on top of a mountain to have lunch. Horror of horrors, there were horseflies. Oddly though, although they were buzzing around us, they didn't seem to be too interested in biting us. As it turned out, we were attracting blackflies and the horseflies were eating the blackflies. We ate our lunch and got the **** out of there, lol.

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Maze Maze

In response to “One day a buddy and I were out for a ride on...

Two point one words:

"What the ****?"

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Every damn summer.

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dru18 dru18

In response to “Every damn summer.

Finnish mosquitos are worse. They survive the winter, thanks to necromancers and black voodoo priests. Not to sound racist, though...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Finnish mosquitos are worse. They survive the...

Our's are surviving the winters as well, thanks to Global Warming.

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dru18 dru18

Never too bad here. Should be as the river and backwater are close. But...i have bats! I love my bats:)

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Carla Carla

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Where do you find thos stuff?

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Carla Carla

In response to “Where do you find thos stuff?

Blame Canada.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Nothing we can't handle. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Nothing we can't handle...

You are surrounded by more fairies than i am:)

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Carla Carla

They were pretty aggressive earlier, but since the heat wave seem to have been less of a nuisance during the day.

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Freeranger Freeranger

Mosquitoes have always been fond of me. It's been a dry summer in Western NY, but I still notice them.

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

Not here in Marburg.

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Fredrik Fredrik

In response to “Not here in Marburg.

 In Marburg, sie heben Pokalen,
 Und singen mit runden Vokalen:  
" 'Sgibt keine Moskitos,
 Jedoch gibt's Burritos
 In mehreren Mex-Esslokalen."

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “// In Marburg, sie heben...

Hallo
Ich bin beeindruckt, ja, Sie haben recht, wir haben hier keine Moskitos.

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Fredrik Fredrik

In response to “Hallo Ich bin beeindruckt, ja, Sie haben...

Hallo Fredrik,

Ja, keine Moskitos, aber Burritos sind in Marburg erhaeltlich. Viel Vergnuegen!   (biggrin)

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Res...urg_Hesse.html

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Hallo Fredrik, Ja, keine Moskitos, aber...

Ach ja, Burritos aus meiner Heimatstadt Marburg. Ich denke, ich vermisse diesen. Vielen Dank.

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Fredrik Fredrik

Menacing...I'm going to try this technique of eradication.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z16gQeEtuyw

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Menacing...I'm going to try this technique of...

That's my favorite commercial of all time!

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor OP

We've got the friendliest mosquitoes in all of Canada.

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Maze Maze

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