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A bit more seriously, for once. I will get the results of my latest blood work/screens in about half an hour. I think I might be quite drunk, soon after. Just a precautionary notice. I have been sober for a week already, after all.

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Well... Good news, I'm actually getting better.

Not drunk yet. I decided to cook some chicken first in the oven and then have a delicious way to smudge my white T-shirt with those evil creatures. Make no mistake, I will have a celebration for life later today, with good mood.

The one fact, that didn't amuse me a bit, though... It seems there is a strange rumor going on, around this tiny town of mine, according to which... I'm dead? Apparently, a dead man is currently cooking some random legs for his dinner then. ;o) ;o) ;o)

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Well... Good news, I'm actually getting better.

Not drunk yet. I decided to cook some chicken first in the oven and then have a delicious way to smudge my white T-shirt with those evil creatures. Make no mistake, I will have a celebration for life later today, with good mood.

The one fact, that didn't amuse me a bit, though... It seems there is a strange rumor going on, around this tiny town of mine, according to which... I'm dead? Apparently, a dead man is currently cooking some random legs for his dinner then. ;o) ;o) ;o)

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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That's great news, see I told you that you'll live long so I can do things to your teeth after I graduate.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “That's great news, see I told you that you'll...

Well, I'd be happy to have my skull in your private collection of strange exhibits from all over the world. Showing teeth, that have a supernatural curse on them.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

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Seriously awesome!

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primeiro primeiro

That is some wonderful news! Sounds like you're gonna eat good...for a dead man:)

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Carla Carla

That's good to hear Zonk! Celebrate all you wish! I know I would!

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Rooster Rooster

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Just downed the first 5.5 % (I guess that translates to 11 proof) long drink (it's a Finnish traditional drink, not a cider - but almost)... Half a litre (I guess that translates to 16.9070112794595 oz - cheated a bit, I admit) cans, of which I bought twelve. Also I have a half a litre/liter (I'm trying to accommodate the friends, among us, who think the word "aluminium" doesn't need the letter "i", so they omit it) bottle of 78 proof Finnish vodka. I guess that translates to 16,9070112794595 of 78 proof, for some reason, unknown to Odin himself.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Give it hell, Zonk! (biggrin)

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Rooster Rooster

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I'm having the bottle now... Sip by sip, using the original Coca-Cola(tm) to blend in - in my own rented flat, where nobody is watching.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Crossed fingers for you, buddy.

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trooper trooper

Yay! This is wonderful news! (clap)(biggrin)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

I'm really glad to hear that, Zonkey.

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Piper2 Piper2

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Well, I know I should've informed you first, mom. Sorry about the delay.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Keep that "mom" stuff up, and I might just start giving you advice...son. (smile)

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Piper2 Piper2

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Damn it... That's exactly what caused the nuclear meltdown event with me and John both holding the birth certificates. And nobody won. I guess, you just can't be friends with some people, no matter how much you like them. It's just an another nuclear disaster waiting to happen.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Referring to the last Jay of Jays of the triplets of Nays. Nothing a proper counterfeit artist could deal with.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

That is excellent news :)

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