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What are the advantages and disadvantages of being your height?

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Advantage - I can see what that guy is doing over there.

Disadvantage - I can see what that guy is doing over there.

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Budwick Budwick

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Advantage - I can see what that guy is doing over there.

Disadvantage - I can see what that guy is doing over there.

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Budwick Budwick

In response to “Advantage - I can see what that guy is doing...

Bud funny you. Ya your little picture is only a cartoon face but I knew you were tall. Like my buddy Kerry, he is tall looks like a big handsome ken doll.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

I can always see at concerts but buying pants is a biotch

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Wunderscore

In response to “I can always see at concerts but buying pants...

Oh tall Wunder - I had pictured you to look like Raj on
big bang. you lucky thing. I am so envious. I like Raj best on that show he is quiet and shy like my real self (mischief)

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Oh tall Wunder - I had pictured you to...

Uh.. thanks? I think?

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Wunderscore

In response to “Uh.. thanks? I think?

Yes it was a compliment. You are welcome

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

Advantage - I can see Budwick looking at some other guy doing something.

Disadvantage - I can still see Budwick looking at some other guy getting arrested for committing a sexual act on a plastic model of Worf.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Advantage - I can see Budwick looking at some...

Zonkey - stop looking at Budwick. Just go around or move to the side. Gotta be a space someplace, I am short so I keep trying different spots until I see a space - then some silly couple puts the girl up so high that even tall people can't see anything but the girl's **** half exposed. . . (cyc)(no)

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Zonkey - stop looking at Budwick. Just go...

Come on, you have your cyborg/spirit animal capabilities... I will blow that **** up for you with a cold-fusion bomb, but it will be tricky. I was going to save that trick for our wedding, so forgive me for being a bit on the poor side, when it comes to the final costs.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Advantage - I can see Budwick looking at some...

Zonk - you are one sick puppy.
I like that.

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Budwick Budwick

I am short so can date any guy, I have one tall girl friend who can't get anyone taller than . She--s from Wisconsin or Minnesota tall slim blonde blue eyes.- German heritage.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “I am short so can date any guy, I have one...

You are lovely for a red cyborg lady.

Take that as a compliment, Lorraine. See, I still know how to spell your name.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

I'm just 5' 10" tall, so that's just average.
No big advantages and not any bad advantages.

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “I'm just 5' 10" tall, so that's just...

No, but you blend in - just the type we are trying to have.

Please, if interested: suicidebomberoftheweek@isis.au

See you there!

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I'm on it! LOL

(With Indian accent):

"The starter's package ingredients are very simple, but please be careful, when handling them. The Mickey Mouse clock you see is the timing device. Walt Disney, himself, told the Germans, that it works, so it has to work. That blob you are fondling with your squeezy finger touching the bottom is an unnamed plastic explosive. Unnamed, because this is a comment on a public website and the funny substance is classified. Go figure (skating).

This is it for me now... Here's your new instructor, who knows more about actually blowing stuff up. Please, welcome, Victoria Grinchmeyer!

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

I'm the right height....5'4". Advantages, I can buy clothing that fits without any alterations, especially slacks. I can reach most high places.

Disadvantages: My sons are taller than I am and they are always messing up my hair.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “I'm the right height....5'4"...

If your sons were shorter than 5' 4", I would be quite worried about the Chernobyl effect.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

There are no disadvantages being my height and no real advantages, I manage to live everyday feeling ten foot tall

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JD JD

5'4" and change. Average. Used to be 5'6"...still, average.
One thing, though. I have long legs. The disadvantage to that is getting into someone elses drivers seat. My blazer is adjusted out to the maximum.

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Carla Carla

In response to “5'4" and change. Average. Used to be...

Is that a lesbian thing? Having your blazer adjusted to the max?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Is that a lesbian thing? Having your blazer...

Yes, marko, it's a lesbian thing.

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Carla Carla

In response to “Yes, marko, it's a lesbian thing.

Watch my "blabbering" post and there's a reply to Uncle Vic, which is pretty much being a Finn thing.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Watch my "blabbering" post and...

I started to, but have to go. I will watch it later. Loved your pizza vid, so am looking forward to it.

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Carla Carla

I can reach things. The down side is commercial travel where have redesigned the seats to accomodate 5'6" men and 5'2" women. No legroom.

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

In response to “I can reach things. The down side is...

Max Headroom agrees, with a lovely stutter.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Advantage - I don't worry about it.
Disadvantage - I don't worry about it.

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ozzyboy ozzyboy

I don't think Tom Cruise is short.

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trooper trooper

In response to “I don't think Tom Cruise is short.

He is merely vertically challenged.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “He is merely vertically challenged.

Actually, anyone over 5'8" is a genetic mutation, and should be destroyed.

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trooper trooper

In response to “Actually, anyone over 5'8" is a genetic...

I'm your mutant cousin, thirteen times removed.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

toadstool's are out.....treehouses are in

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