Why didn't ancient Egyptians shape the blocks in their pyramids like Legos?

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DandyDonAdaRooster
Why didn't ancient Egyptians shape the blocks in their pyramids like Legos?

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Because it hurts so much if you happen to step on one of the cursed things! (un)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

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Because they were too damn cheap to buy any to make models of! Thought everyone knew this! LOL

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Rooster Rooster

Because it hurts so much if you happen to step on one of the cursed things! (un)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

clearly man, plastics had not been invented

juss sayin'

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Freeranger Freeranger

In response to “clearly man, plastics had not been...

Well, shaping the stone blocks as giant Lego blocks would've been an easy task. That was the original idea, but apparently certain people just don't bother reading the questions at all, before being oh-so-clever.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Those dimples screw with levitation..

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DandyDon DandyDon

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Apparently there was some sort of a "flying carpet" they would put on the top of the block and it would just go floating in the air. Not certain, if it was Annunnaki technology or what exactly, but they did create us as a slave race. Well, the first six experiments failed, thus the flooding and other crap. Seventh, well, our evolution is obviously so fast and getting even faster, that it cannot be of natural origin. In nature, it takes a hundred times longer than what we've gone through.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Here we are...still messing with things that have to be physically lugged around..

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DandyDon DandyDon

Or make them the size of legos.

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

In response to “Or make them the size of legos.

I'd love to see that on.... I'm not certain if the big C is trying to catch a grasp of my brain as well, but... Certain words seem to be out of my grasp. I ** hate it. Lorraine can go and have a fuckfest with my language, but I hate it, when I feel like losing the most precious part of me, which is my ** brain.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

They actually tried, at first.
But it took too much pressure to snap them together.
And the extra time spent carving the pieces was deemed better spent on carving tales of the Pharoahs.

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Walt_OReagun Walt_OReagun

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"Pharoah goes on a hunt, there is a deer,
deer is there, pharoah goes on a hunt,
then a telephone rings." "Who is on a hunt?"
"The Pharoah." And it's a success.
Also, he makes love to twenty women.
While eating the deer.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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