What is the weirdest present (gift) you have ever received? I remember Christmas 1990, when I was fourteen and my mom bought me a **** film on VHS. I was feeling a bit conflicted. Still am. Nice gesture, but really?

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A pack of condoms, a deodorant and a muffin shaped like a teddy bear. It was from a secret santa.

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A pack of condoms, a deodorant and a muffin shaped like a teddy bear. It was from a secret santa.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

There was obviously some kind of sexual suggestion towards the muffin. Did you use the deodorant before or after the act? Where did you spray it on?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

I never got a gift like that, especially not from a parent. (omg) (redface)

Your Mom was ahead of the curve,
When thinking, "What DOES Zonk deserve?"
Most parents would look
For some boring old book,
But she KNEW that it's best to observe.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

A waffle iron...believe it or not, I've never eaten/tasted a waffle...Oh well, their intentions were heart-felt.

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azlotto azlotto

I was married once. My wife got me a jewelry box for Christmas. I said "WTF, I don't own jewelry." So the following Christmas she got me a tie clip and a set of cuff links, and then she grew a brain and also got a tie and a shirt with French cuffs.

I'm not married any more.

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