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I'm in horrible pains, after I went head over heels yesterday. I don't think there is a number big enough to count all of the bruises/contusions I have. Nothing is broken or even fractured, but otherwise... Damn it. When was the last time you tested the functionality of gravity, unintentionally?

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Wow! Sorry that happened! As for me, I fell about 3 years ago on the bathroom tile. I had two black eyes, a huge bump on my forehead, and a split lip .... and my body ached all over for about a week. My pride was hurt worst of all because I had to go back to work looking like I had been badly beaten. (beye) (crs)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

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Sorry you're in pain.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “Sorry you're in pain.

It's all right. Nothing to worry about.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Sorry for you zonkie - stretch anything you can it really helps the pain

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Sorry for you zonkie - stretch anything you...

Not the pain I have.

I will die soon.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Not the pain I have. I will die soon.

Zonkie you have pain from your fall? That is what I gathered from your post. If you live 3 or 10 years you need to stretch the parts you damaged in the fall - I really thought it was 2 different things. (wary)

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Zonkie you have pain from your fall? That...

It's the cancer that will kill me, the fall was fine. Landed quite properly on one knee and another elbow.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Wow! Sorry that happened! As for me, I fell about 3 years ago on the bathroom tile. I had two black eyes, a huge bump on my forehead, and a split lip .... and my body ached all over for about a week. My pride was hurt worst of all because I had to go back to work looking like I had been badly beaten. (beye) (crs)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

In response to “Wow! Sorry that happened! As for me, I fell...

Ouch. I've fallen before, but didn't get hurt....so sorry, Jan, that you were hurt so badly.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Fortunately, I've never had a serious fall as an adult.

A few months ago, I bumped the bony corner of my eye against a cabinet, which caused a lot of blackening, but not a lot of pain.

Sorry about your fall! (cry)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Fortunately, I've never had a serious fall as...

Is that when you blamed the black eye on me? (hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Is that when you blamed the black eye on me?...

Naah... I blamed it on one of the irate progressives here. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Naah... I blamed it on one of the irate...

Atta girl, it's always their fault. (hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Atta girl, it's always their fault. (hehe)

Yep, and they're always in a bad mood when they return from a protest rally... ready to punch anyone who doesn't toe the party line. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Yep, and they're always in a bad mood when...

I think they may have mental issues. (hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “I think they may have mental issues. (hehe)

Well, the "antifascists" in Antifa certainly do. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Yes they do. (hehe)

And never did a group choose a more appropriate symbol: an "A" inside a hole. (biggrin) (biggrin) (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “And never did a group choose a more...

Yup ... that " A "... inside a hole stands for something alright. (hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Yup ... that " A "... inside a hole...

The note taped to the post in the pic says, "Build bridges, not walls".

They should have added, "or else we'll club the sh*t out of you". (hehe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJo_a1hjamE

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

Sorry to hear that Marko. Be careful, we need you here.

Not much for me ... Dislocated shoulder twice, ACL (stretched), 12 stitches across the knee, and one concussion all in those years of playing football.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Sorry to hear that Marko. Be careful, we need...

I once blacked out after tripping over a step and hitting my forehead against a flipper. I was out for fifteen minutes.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Ouch!!!

The paramedics glued my forehead, as I was bleeding quite heavily at the time.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “The paramedics glued my forehead, as I was...

Much better than stitches.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

If I'm not accidentally test gravity, I'm accidentally testing the solidity of objects with either my head or one of my toes.

Hang in the Marko.

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

About 2 months ago I stepped on some wet wooden stairs with golf shoes on the golf course. I hit the ground at light speed. Gravity does seem to get stronger as you get older. Ha!

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

Zonkey I fell right back so even my head bounced off the ground, at camp on a sandy area, my dog jumped on me when i didn't have good footing. Ah well, I lived, even if my family was horrified - I don't need anymore head injury

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

OUCH. D:

I've never had any serious fall.

But my brother has fallen down once (several years ago). Right after waking up, getting up from bed and walking to the bathroom, he simply fainted for no apparent reason right in front of me and fell nose-first on the ground (breaking his nose). I was freaking terrified. We never knew why it happened, but it never happened again. We can only suppose he wasn't fully awake when getting up from bed.

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primeiro primeiro

In response to “OUCH. D: I've never had any serious...

I once went blind for half a minute, when I was seventeen and had been very ill for a week or so. It was bloody scary. Just taking a pee and then all went dark.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I once went blind for half a minute, when I...

Wow. The body has some really weird glitches sometimes.

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