Do you find drooling sexy?

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Do you find drooling sexy?

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Naw, not unless you consider washing your sheets and pillow cases sexy. LOL

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Naw, not unless you consider washing your...

If she drooled for your Sonar?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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What if I was drooling in between all of your five breasts?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Maybe on her.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

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I would drool over her surfboard every day, every night.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Eww!!!   No!

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

Could be, but that begs the question: Does she spit or swallow?

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Could be, but that begs the question: Does...

Is it an European or an African swallow?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Is it an European or an African swallow?

A Johnson swallow.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “A Johnson swallow.

Lyndon B.? I knew there was something wrong with the guy.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Lyndon B.? I knew there was something wrong...

Lol..I wonder if the B stands for Big... Big Johnson.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Lol..I wonder if the B stands for Big... Big...

"We need more speed, put that Big Johnson overboard and start it, Mr. President!"

Suddenly, the boat hit the speed of one hundred miles an hour.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “"We need more speed, put that Big Johnson...

Good thinking Mr. President. That submarine launched a torpeter at us.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Good thinking Mr. President. That submarine...

That bloody swallow better carry a coconut! Blimey!

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Rooster Rooster

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There was a silly message somewhere around right here, but it got removed... I didn't use any bad language, such as saying **, , cocksucker, , Lyndon B. Johnson, , , hooters, Pussy Galore, Growler, fist artist, ** or even Empire State Building. But... Well... I guess the site has new rules.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “There was a silly message somewhere around...

Man, I know...Try to type xxx...M.u.g

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “xxx.

Lol! I got you...A __ is something you drink from.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Lol! I got you...A __ is something you drink from.

Goddamn prank artist, why don't you call a radio station or something?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Goddamn prank artist, why don't you call a...

They never answer my calls...I guess they figured out I'm a nutjob.

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azlotto azlotto

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No, your job is to make nuts here at the Nutjob factory. "Nurse! This one needs more medication!"

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Medication!...Did someone say medication?...

Dude, I'm making tex-mex in the middle of the night, without any proper ingredients. Also, I might be a bit inebriated. Also, something else than me is smelling here. I hope it's the food.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Lol...I'm a bit (a lot) inebriated also...I'm having me some imitation crab meat with corn on the cob...and real butter.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Lol...I'm a bit (a lot) inebriated also...I'm...

I wish I had real butter. My mom gave me two boxes and I didn't look at them before yesterday evening. Marmalade and **** margarine. Great.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I wish I had real butter. My mom gave me two...

Man, don't eat margarine. It's bad for your health.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Man, don't eat margarine. It's bad for your...

Well, we usually use rape seed oil and such, but this time... I don't know... Maybe she tries to kill me.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Well, we usually use rape seed oil and such...

Rape seed oil is a healthy oil to cook with...But I like lard, tho.

https://www.naturalfoodseries.c...-rapeseed-oil/

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azlotto azlotto

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Pure butter, if not mixed with too much salt, is actually very healthy. It got its bad reputation by both a mud campaign and the fact, that it really used to have too much salt in it decades ago.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Indeed...I remember when eggs were unhealthy, but now, not so much.

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azlotto azlotto

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Suddenly, I'm hungry.

But since I have a lot of tex-mex in my fridge... I guess I will have some of that, then.

EDIT: It's funny how cheating can turn to be a hollow victory. Obviously it needed some meat in it, but since all I had was metwurst, I sliced it into little pieces, but holy crap there is a lot of salt in the final product!

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Could be, but that begs the question: Does...

Wow r u Fukin kiddin me

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MistressMom MistressMom

In response to “Wow r u Fukin kiddin me

I'm romantic, every now and then, I sleep in the wet spot.

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azlotto azlotto

Are the new mod rules tight or something, blue James? Go **** yourself. At least, until the site works properly.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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