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As someone who lives there, north korea isn't THAT bad guys

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In response to “Nice try Kim

No, that was his sister, Kimster.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “No, that was his sister, Kimster.

Kim Kardashian?

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “Kim Kardashian?

To be completely honest,

I have no **** idea, who Kim Kardashian is.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “To be completely honest, I have no //****...

A woman who got famous because of a sextape of hers

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “A woman who got famous because of a sextape...

Should I have a sextape of my own? I could **** a squirrel. Would that do it?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Should I have a sextape of my own? I could...

I would't recommend it, squirrels are bad lovers

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “I would't recommend it, squirrels are bad lovers

Nah, that's just badger talk.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Nah, that's just badger talk.

Dont you mean beaver?

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “Dont you mean beaver?

I got a quote from some news source, unfortunately it was in Finnish... Some lady in the States had hit a beaver with her car and thought it would be best, if she went back home to get a cardboard box for the poor animal, so she could deliver it to the whatever officials deal with these things over there. When she got back to the accident site, a random guy was actually having **** with the dead beaver. True story.

My reaction to this was: "Nice beaver!"

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

You are guilty of not saying North Korea is the best country in the world. Off to the forced labour camp for you!

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Thedudeyouhatetomeet Thedudeyouhatetomeet

Looks like the school of funny walks....

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JD JD

In response to “Looks like the school of funny walks....

Well, they do have their own ministry.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Well, they do have their own ministry.

Yes indeed, John Cleese is their leader....

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JD JD

In response to “https://youtu.be/lwoSFQb5HVk

Are those goose-stepping soldiers an advertisement for Jenny Craig?

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Are those goose-stepping soldiers an...

Who the **** is Jenny Craig?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Who the **** is Jenny Craig?

She runs a weight-loss service, not a house of ill repute. (biggrin)

https://www.jennycraig.com/how-it-works

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Are those goose-stepping soldiers an...

If you march around like that you will lose pounds ....they are all skinny@

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JD JD

In response to “If you march around like that you will lose...

A thousand calories of food a day and 12 hours of daily goose-stepping will get you down to 100 lbs in no time.

(biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “A thousand calories of food a day and 12...

Or two weeks on the treadmill with no food workd

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JD JD

In response to “Or two weeks on the treadmill with no food workd

The Dear Leader should try that.

Have you noticed that he's the one and only fat person in all of North Korea?

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “The Dear Leader should try that. Have you...

He never marches....hehe

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JD JD

In response to “He never marches....hehe

Serves him right then. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “The Dear Leader should try that. Have you...

Come on... He's not fat. He just has big bones, somewhere.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Come on... He's not fat. He just has big...

Only when he watches ****.

And even then, the size is just relative to what it usually is.   (what)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Only when he watches ****. And even then...

Well, I'm a grower, not a shower. My **** is pretty rubbish, when not erected, but the expert ladies tell me it's "normal sized", whatever that means, when the tip is up.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Well, I'm a grower, not a shower. My **** is...

Well, if you must know, here is a scientific chart of the size distribution.

I don't know how many Finns were in the sample population.   (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Well, if you must know, here is a scientific...

Goddamnit, I'm in the upper quarter. This did brighten my evening quite a bit. Cheers.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Goddamnit, I'm in the upper quarter. This did...

Always cheerfully glad to be of help. (biggrin)

And size doesn't matter, within certain broad limits. (wink)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Always cheerfully glad to be of help...

Oh, I have the width to stand it. Wait... Was that sexist? I hope not.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Oh, I have the width to stand it. Wait... Was...

Width is fine, but length can be a problem on occasion. (wt)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Width is fine, but length can be a problem on...

Well, I don't usually go fishing for marlin with my thingy. I'm usually happy if I hit the throne, most of the times. Less to clean up afterwards. There are some minor issues with being as tall as I am.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Well, I don't usually go fishing for marlin...

Well maybe you could fix the issue with the issue by bending your knees a bit, or perhaps kneeling before the throne.

Wasn't that customary in olden times? (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Well maybe you could fix the issue with the...

My mom told me I should pee sitting down.

I guess that is great, when there is no immediate "gotta go, gotta go, gotta bloody go now" effect involved. Otherwise it's either pants or "towards somewhere there".

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “My mom told me I should pee sitting down. I...

Well, in an emergency, you can always pinch your foreskin shut, assuming you aren't circumcised or overly excited. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Well, in an emergency, you can always pinch...

Well, I wasn't conceived in Legoland. If I had been, then I'd be in much more trouble.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Well, I wasn't conceived in Legoland. If I...

What do the circumstances of your conception have to do with keeping the throne area tidy? (think)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “What do the circumstances of your conception...

Well, if my **** were... I guess this is how all of the great bed-time stories begin... Although I'm not going to bed anytime soon. So... If it were made out of legos... Can I use "would" as a conditional here? Goddamnit, I've been learning English since I was six and yet... Motherf... Oh, the new mod rules. Blue James will hack my Johnson off.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Well, if my **** were... I guess this is how...

You're being far too literal. In Legoland means being in a state of euphoria.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “You're being far too literal. In Legoland...

And it seems I haven't had a chance to grasp all of the nonsense terms used today, even though I try to keep my slang, both US and UK, updated every now and then.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “And it seems I haven't had a chance to grasp...

Besides, wouldn't a Lego p*n*s be a form of priapism?

Trouble indeed. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Besides, wouldn't a Lego p*n*s be a form of...

Well, legos are easy to deattach. Unlike Viagra.

EDIT: Did we somehow veer off the original subject of the post or is it just my imagination...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Well, legos are easy to deattach. Unlike...

Well, true, but where would you keep it until the need arose? In your shirt pocket?

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “I have a bag of legos, wherever I might...

Oh, cool! Then you can make it whatever size she wants. And she might really like those cylindrical nubs.

But, wait... can a Lego p*n*s... um... org*sm?

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Oh, cool! Then you can make it whatever size...

When a Lego meets a girl, whom the block likes, it will automatically morph itself to Dublo. Now, now we are in orgasm troubled Sodoma, Gomorra, Dallas/Fort Worth airport (been there four times), whole Texas filled with sperm, now spreading to neighboring states... "Oh, God, please help us, this stuff just keeps coming!" yelled the man waiting for the bus. But the bus was already coverd in blocks of weirdly Danish looking sperm coming from a Finnish man.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “When a Lego meets a girl, whom the block...

Looks different? I think you must have meant the Danish variety smells of herring and akvavit. (confused)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “//Looks// different? I think you must have...

No, that's the red akvavit to thicken the plot before anti-climax.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “No, that's the red akvavit to thicken the...

Danish sperm is red?!

OMG, I would have thought that only happens with p*nile fracture!

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Danish sperm is //red//?//!// OMG, I would...

It's a fracture in reality.

Finnish sperm is usually mutated back to its original, greenish color.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “It's a fracture in reality. Finnish sperm is...

I didn't know Finns drank Midori. (hmm)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Well, legos are easy to deattach. Unlike...

Reply to Edit: I forgot what the original subject was. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Reply to Edit: I forgot what the original...

I think it had something to do with a certain North Korean leader playing with Legos.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I think it had something to do with a certain...

I think he plays a lot, at least several times a day.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Well, if you must know, here is a scientific...

Have heard germans are small, Is that close enough? OH i dated 2 german guys in my life time they seemed normal to me but the smaller the better for me(foreveralone)

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Have heard germans are small, Is that close...

I agree.

Anything over 6" (15 cm) would be a rather uncomfortable stretch for me. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “https://youtu.be/lwoSFQb5HVk

They all look so very Happy.

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hootowl hootowl

turn the lights on

so we can make the call

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

I do understand the sarcasm behind this question.

Unfortunately, I just read an article on a Finnish news site about a woman, who - with her family - left the country in 2007, when she was thirteen, through China and Mongolia to South Korea.

She tells us, that brainwashing is how they get rid of themselves. There is not "I", there is only "We". There is no identity. After she was introduced to her new classmates in school, she was asked what her favorite color (using the american spelling here, sorry) is. She didn't know. Her teacher said, that her was pink, so naturally - as a good North Korean - the new student went for the same choice.

In every school book she saw in North Korea, Americans were monsters. She thought that no matter where she would be, there would be torture and famine. And ye, behold, she didn't understand the world as it is, at first.

Apparently Kims have put all of the brainwashing even to the math problems. Not just songs or television, but math! What the hell...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I do understand the sarcasm behind this...

Oh, heck, Zonk, we've known since Koestler's Darkness at Noon about the Stalinist grammatical fiction of the "I".

The Kims of NK are just the last holdouts.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

Also, as an addendum, she didn't understand, what the meaning of having a "hobby" was. That should tell us all something about NK.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Also, as an addendum, she didn't understand...

Of course not. A hobby is generally something you do for your own diversion.

Case in point: pornography is strictly forbidden in NK.
And I assume if they catch anyone (other than the Dear Leader) touching themselves, it means a stint in a re-education camp.

https://www.theguardian.com/wor...an-pornography

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

Glad you like it. Maybe you should get out more, if that is allowed, and see what the rest of the world is like....you think?

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Yeah, and I live on Saturn.(hehe)

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Masha Masha

I’ve heard that you can’t get gummy bears. This could just be rumor.

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DW2 DW2

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