+45 99% of the world's population masturbates. The other 1% does, but lie about it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about the babies that were just born recently? They're part of the population too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

there's certain part of Freud's psychosexual stages in which babies practically masturbate...it's best to just leave them alone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm debating whether to post pedobear or Chris Hansen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If there's a pedo here it's Freud, he's the one who came up with this shit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think this quote is awesome, but I think the other way around is more realistic. Masturbation is stilla taboo subject in many places.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd agree if it said 99% of GUYS do. Statistically, only 60% of girls do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dang

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You agreed anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Statistically, about 40% of girls are filthy fucking liars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am the 99

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is that what this Occupy movement is about?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OCCUPY PORNHUB

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am number four.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

168% of the world's population and 198% of OP's mind does not know how statistics work.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

does your special ed teacher know you're on the internet again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn I haven't masturbated in 5 days.....I'm gonna have a wet dream tonight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't see why chicks have to lie about masturbating. What's so wrong with it? Genuine question.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I seriously don't. o.O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate that people think I'm lying when I say that I don't. I legitimately don't masturbate. I have before, and on the extremely rare occasion I will, but I guess I don't do it right because it doesn't feel that great.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Obviously, you're doing something wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had the same problem. Experiment with pressure and tempo. Don't give up!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm 13. I count as part of the population. So am I like, part of the .00001% that really doesn't?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who said this? I know this quote from somewhere...

by Anonymous 12 years ago