<Doorbell rings> <look who's outside> <Grab a black robe and Satanic Bible reserved for this purpose> <Open Door> "Hi, can you make it quick, I'm in the middle of something" <Awkward Silence> "Ummmm, Hi? I'm a Jehovah's Witness, and I'd like to talk to you about our Lord and Savior." "Oh, well then hi, I'm a Satanic Priest, I'd like too talk to you about the other side of that story. Would you like to come in?" <More Awkward Silence> "I think we should go...." "I see... that might be for the best, if you change you mind the Dark Lord forgives all."

by Anonymous 13 years ago