Unfortunately 100% of people who drink water die. amirite?

Sadly 100% of people who inhale oxygen die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love it how im about to drink water when i see this post ._.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Youch, are you still alive? Say "YES" if you're dead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ummm i guess "NO". I'm a survivor :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sadly 100% of people who are born die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

way to go captain obvious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(team weed): hmm... smell that? that's the smell of bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(team weed): hmm, and you don't think that the original post was obvious as well?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

for some reason this made me laugh A LOT :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is wrong with the one person who voted "No Way" on this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is not unfortunate. If nobody died, the Earth would be overpopulated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is wrong with the one person who voted "No Way" on this? it was me. I don't disagree that everyone who drinks water dies, i disagree when he says "unfortunately". Because that would mean everyone would live forever and that would be chaos. also he ripped this off one of my posts where i said 100% of smokers die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never seen your post before i joined not to long ago. People calm down it was a joke you're all putting to much into this. P.S. I was actually curious about that. I checked your profile and you posted that 7 days before I posted mine. I never go farther then the third page. Does anyone? there are to many new posts to keep up with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not saying you ripped him off, because you most likely didn't. but just a heads up us the search bar before you post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best. Post. Ever!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yahh, 100% of those who dont drink water die as well..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was going to post this hahah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darn, I'm gunna die :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and guess what? death is hereditary..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what about beer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the Virgin Mary never died.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh , a-yes, methinks she did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you just love my nick-name? <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago