What do Atheists say when somebody sneezes, amirite?

YOU SNEEZED!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about, "No one blesses you" its likes expressing their beliefs every time someone sneezes!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope you dont have a serious allergy and dont die because there is no life after death and I would hate that you die at this age.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gesundheit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup, I do the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't say shit, they're just sneezing who cares?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dane Cook says that they say "nothing happens after you die" ahah look it up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He-he that's the first thing i thought of. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gesundheit or salud. 'God bless you' started because medeival Christians thought that demons were escaping your body when you sneeze. But that's not stupid or anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still say bless you. Whatever, its polite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Get well soon?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I say bless you because it seems like a nice thing to do, but alot of times when I say that to people who are aware of my beliefs, they berate me for 'referring to something I don't believe in.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I say bless you. It's just a courteous phrase in my books. I don't literally mean it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I say excuse you, or, most of the time, I hope you die ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't need to be religious to bless someone... for example, when a girl gets engaged, her father needs to give his son-in-law his 'blessing'. To bless can be to simply to wish happiness or prosperity upon someone or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just don't say anything. I do, however, thank people when they say "Bless you," to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I say "Congrats your heart just stopped for a milisecond"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Loveall<3333): hahahahahhaah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"May natural selection look on you with favour."

by Anonymous 13 years ago