Moms are secretly ninjas. How the fuck do they not cut themselves when cutting vegetables? My mom can slam the knife against her palm and not a single drop of blood. Better yet, taking the chicken out from the oven after it's finished and not get burned. The fuck man, amirite?

+301 Moms are secretly ninjas. How the fuck do they not cut themselves when cutting vegetables? My mom can slam the knife against her palm and not a single drop of blood. Better yet, taking the chicken out from the oven after it's finished and not get burned. The fuck man, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or maybe your mom is really a dude with mad skills...

by Anonymous 13 years ago