The government should ban Dihydrogen Monoxide, it is a chemical found in acid rain. Statistics also show that 100% of people who get it in their bodies dies, amirite?

Seeing as dihydrogen monoxide is water?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard that anyone who inhales oxygen at some point in their lives also dies.... should we ban that too?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

probably, just to be on the safe side.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, I take it that you guys got the joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG IKR?! I was told that if someone inhales too much dihydrogen monoxide, they could die. How terrible! And also, dihydrogen monoxide can be found in houses, schools, and even workplaces. We have to join forces and ban this! NOW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is a colorless, odorless chemical compound. Traces have been found in the livers or terminal cancer patients. Food producers use it to make food last longer, as there is no law against it. It has been detected in every pond, lake, river, and ocean in the world. It contributes to erosion and leads to corrosion and oxidation in many metals. It is found in poison. It is used in nuclear power plants and in animal reasearch labs. Pretty potent stuff. No oneshould ever get near H2O ever again!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chem 1 for the win! haha, i actually got this. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its water!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

really.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't funny...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then you must be a retarded 3rd grader on your moms computer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you must be a retarded ignoramus

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MILA taught me all about Dihydrogen Monoxid lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm with you. And i also learnt of this site from MLIA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

100% that get stabbed in the heart die. lets ban knives.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dihydrogen monoxid is H2O, therefore water. but here are so facts to fool your friends: Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects. DHMO is a major component of acid rain. Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns. Contributes to soil erosion. Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals. Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits. Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes. Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions. Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks. Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S. Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was just a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DHMO=dihydrogen monozide

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How are they gonna ban rain?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dihydrogen OXIDE genius..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

monoxide is the same thing, maybe if you werent a retard you would know that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

especially because people associate "monoxide" with the deadly carbon monoxide

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, it's not an ionic compound. It's a molecular compound and therefore you need the prefix on the second element. The first element is the optional one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, stolen from Penn Teller's Bullshit. Chem 1 for the win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, water is quite the evil element.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*compound

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's really not that funny...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's really not that funny...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MLIA?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol that's funny =))))))))

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, lets all band together to get water banned

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're not funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK YOU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats like 40 years old

by Anonymous 13 years ago