+348 If you're a small guy in prison, I bet the worst cellmate you could get would be a big angry ventriloquist who misses his dummy, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's frickin' genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I ain't the world's greatest philosopher for nuthin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that was actually hilarious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or a big guy that wants to rape you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this reminds me of something jeff dunham did. so funny (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago