The best engine in the world is a vagina. It can be started with one finger, it's self-lubricating, it takes any size piston, and it changes its own oil every four weeks. Too bad its managment system is so tempermental, amirite?

-73 The best engine in the world is a vagina. It can be started with one finger, it's self-lubricating, it takes any size piston, and it changes its own oil every four weeks. Too bad its managment system is so tempermental, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago