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There really should be something to say after someone coughs, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"are you okay?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Speaking of that, what do atheists say when someone sneezes? ...This isn't a joke. I'm just curious.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I just say bless you. It's more a common phrase to me than a religious thing.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Really? Huh. I think they should say something like... I dunno... maybe "Ew. Blow your nose, you disgusting ape. Your mother is a waitress and your father smells like acai berries."
by Anonymous12 years ago
new atheist "god bless you" right there ^^ thank you sir.
by Anonymous12 years ago
may your god or lack thereof bless you
by Anonymous12 years ago
How about, "God bless you"
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's for when someone sneezes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
There's a difference? Cause I sayit for both.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Whenever someone says "bless you" when I cough, in my head I'm always like "THAT WASN'T A SNEEZE, YOU IMBECILE."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sorry I guess I'm wrong.
by Anonymous12 years ago
YEAH. YOU SHOULD BE SORRY.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't talk to God like that, young man.
by Anonymous12 years ago
O: MORGAN FREEMAN? IS THAT YOU?!
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Shut the fuck up?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
hahahaha
by Anonymous12 years ago
hahahahaha omg wanna be bffs
by Anonymous12 years ago
why the hell not?
by Anonymous12 years ago
how bout God heal you
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cough you
by Anonymous12 years ago
What about "Do you need some water?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
ya i just say dont die!
by Anonymous12 years ago
My mom always goes with "stop coughing"
by Anonymous12 years ago
I like the short, but to the point "shut up or I will kill you" myself
by Anonymous12 years ago
I usually shout at them, "COVER YOUR MOUTH!"
Damn inconsiderate people spreading their disease...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Gort.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't die on me, buddy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Stop?
by Anonymous12 years ago
So true
Sneeze - bless you
Burp - excuse you
cough - *blank* you
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm sorry you coughed....
by Anonymous12 years ago
HOOOLY SHIT!! Are you okay??
by Anonymous12 years ago
robitussin?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're right! My friend was coughing like hell just now. I asked "are you okay?" and "do you want some water?". But after a few more times... I was just ah screw it...
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