There really should be something to say after someone coughs, amirite?

"are you okay?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Speaking of that, what do atheists say when someone sneezes? ...This isn't a joke. I'm just curious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just say bless you. It's more a common phrase to me than a religious thing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? Huh. I think they should say something like... I dunno... maybe "Ew. Blow your nose, you disgusting ape. Your mother is a waitress and your father smells like acai berries."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

new atheist "god bless you" right there ^^ thank you sir.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

may your god or lack thereof bless you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How about, "God bless you"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's for when someone sneezes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's a difference? Cause I sayit for both.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whenever someone says "bless you" when I cough, in my head I'm always like "THAT WASN'T A SNEEZE, YOU IMBECILE."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry I guess I'm wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YEAH. YOU SHOULD BE SORRY.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't talk to God like that, young man.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

O: MORGAN FREEMAN? IS THAT YOU?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Shut the fuck up?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahahahaha omg wanna be bffs

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why the hell not?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how bout God heal you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cough you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about "Do you need some water?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ya i just say dont die!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom always goes with "stop coughing"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like the short, but to the point "shut up or I will kill you" myself

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually shout at them, "COVER YOUR MOUTH!" Damn inconsiderate people spreading their disease... 

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gort.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't die on me, buddy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stop?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So true Sneeze - bless you Burp - excuse you cough - *blank* you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry you coughed....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HOOOLY SHIT!! Are you okay??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

robitussin?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're right! My friend was coughing like hell just now. I asked "are you okay?" and "do you want some water?". But after a few more times... I was just ah screw it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Do you mind?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago