If you had a million dollars, you'd donate enough to seem selfless, than waste everything else on weird things (like an elephant, a second house, etc.), amirite?

+287 If you had a million dollars, you'd donate enough to seem selfless, than waste everything else on weird things (like an elephant, a second house, etc.), amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if you are a millionaire, a second house isn't that weird

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd pay my bills off and then put the rest in a savings account so it can build interest.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd get a llama and name it Optimus Prime. Yeah that's probably all I'd do with the extra money.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd spend a couple hundred on a falcon like the dude from the State Farm ad, then ration the rest out combined with my retirement benefits so I would never have to work a day again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd get a turbo elephant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd go the Rupert Grint route and buy a hovercraft, an ice cream truck, and several pigs. Money well spent.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you have enough money, you can put it into a savings account and live off the interest. Then, I'd donate all the money to charity in my will.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry to crush everyone's lightheartedness, but I'd donate most of it to cancer research. Someone needs to find a fucking cure already.

by Anonymous 12 years ago