+525 "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Seriously? Why a kitten? Why not ants or flies or some other un-wanted bug? Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah they should change the saying. Id have like 9 piles of dead cats waiting for me in hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you feeling guilty about all those kittens uve killed shygirl29

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Still better then a puppy though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's supposed to make you feel guilty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this amirite, as it's against god. If someone's catholic, how can they believe this is true? If they do, then their god is not a good god.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Atheist guy): god didn't create the quote. in fact, no one really knows if god created anything, if there is a god...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Atheist guy): umm they're kidding? Duhhh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God masturbating gives us snow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my goodness...xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh shit, I guess I swallow...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You would. Whore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I swear, it was just once. We can get through this, baby, come back to bed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha that made my day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I could make your night ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I'm not too fond of cats so this isn't really a problem to meh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if an unwanted bug was killed when some guy masturbates, then we'd have no mosquitoes and guys jacking off everywhere, even on airplanes, where it's frowned upon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The hangover

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya, your point?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao, well I'd sure hope that someone would have sense NOT to do it on a airplane... that is just wrong.. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the whole point of the saying. Its supposed to motivate you to not masterbate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how this post is mad old and i was the first to comment on it. Before it got homepaged

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should feel special :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are even supposed to feel bad about it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Masturbation is healthy, why is it a sin?!?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

seriously! thats what I thought too..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

great minds think alike :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do indeed feel special lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DOMO!

by Anonymous 12 years ago