+379 Someone needs to invent a silent blender/vacuum cleaner, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A contraption that not only mixes fruits into deliscious drinks...but also picks up all the dust and dirt from your carpets.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I first read this, I thought it said "Someone needs to invent a silent vibrator". But I guess a vacuum cleaner/blender would be helpful, too...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait, I thought OP meant a silent blender and a silent vacuum cleaner, as in two separate devices. Not one big silent contraption.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh little red....Young...innocent...Red That is what they meant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago