In addition to blood drives at schools, they should have sperm drives for the guys that are afraid of needles. Although, it'd be a little creepy to jerk off while your math teacher is in the same building, amirite?

+215 In addition to blood drives at schools, they should have sperm drives for the guys that are afraid of needles. Although, it'd be a little creepy to jerk off while your math teacher is in the same building, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wut

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It wouldn't be creepy. I'd get off faster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

RIP. :<

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

what. i'd noticed that I've never grieved over her publicly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There isn't a real death to grieve.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was fake...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The cake is a lie

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Norma made it up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well. I feel silly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never understood why sperm donation is called a donation. If the "donor" is being paid then technically he's selling his sperm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same with plasma donation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dont agree with a "sperm drive", although i do agree it would creepy to do that with your teacher in the building.. so im not sure what to vote

by Anonymous 12 years ago