+340 "I'm almost there!" When really you're just walking out the door, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My favourite line is: I'll be there in five minutes, and if i'm not, read this again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate people like you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read "I'm almost there!" and automatically assumed this post would be sexual.

by Anonymous 12 years ago