+590 Nerd jokes are actually really funny, most people just aren't smart enough to understand the cleverness of them, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you like nerd humor go to xkcd.com it's brilliant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyone got any good jokes here? :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just have bio pick up lines...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha ha okay, tell me! Btw, I didn't know you were L

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not trying to be him... I just named myself after him. Hey baby! Are you sending out gibberellins? 'Cause I'm experiencing some stem elongation. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAH Im gonna tell these to people...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think I quite understand the 2nd law of thermodynamics one. ∆S ≥ 0 ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

let's hear them =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh that's fantastic =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't spell "Nerd" without the atomic symbol of the 10th element. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

once, i asked my geography teacher if i could borrow a sharpie and he was like, "let me just tell you how much i love this sharpie: if you, me, and this sharpie were trapped on a deserted island, i would give the last of my water to my sharpie" i replied, "but sharpies dont need to maintain homeostasis" and he just looked at me with this look of awe on his face. it was awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All I know is band geek sex jokes. Why are they called tromboners? Cuz the can do it in seven positions. We love to F around the room and finger our As. The low brass like a lot of bottom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ROFL. This reminded me of our schools band tshirts. Like, for pit/drumline its 'we bang, they blow' and for saxophones its 'everyone loves some good sax.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i said to pi, "Be rational." pi said to i, "Get real."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/382655

by Anonymous 13 years ago