+257 The only place that lemon juice from squeezed lemons can go besides for your food is in your eyes, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you just use two prepositions for one object?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or on a shirt. And leave a nice little stain. That will remain there. For your job interview, and while talking to a neighbor, or seeing a crush. RIGHT THERE. For all to see.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or helping you find any cuts on your hand that you didn't know you had.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or it can be used to burn people's house down

by Anonymous 12 years ago