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Anonymous

The elderly should be sent to jail, and criminals to nursing homes. The eldery would have free hot food, snacks, free legal care, medical and health, security and safety, free clothing, access to pools, counseling and education, family visits, and care. The criminals would have cold food, left alone in a tiny room, limited showers and pay $5000 a month for the torture. amirite?

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iSpork

It's awkward when you're about to beat your child and everyone changes their facebook profile pictures to cartoons, amirite?

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JewanBoii

Jaywalking? More like jay-running-the-****-across-the-street-and-hope-you-don't-get-hit, amirite?

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Clever

1955: "You can sit on the bus, just not THERE." 2010: "You can build the mosque, just not THERE." Amirite?

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Pedo_Bear

In China, too young is just a name, amirite?

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Anonymous

Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?

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lojack0818

500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?

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José

If I'm José, Amirite?

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deeviant

I bet Prince William is going to feel awkward at his bachelor party. Imagine sticking a note with your grandmother's face on it into a stripper's g-string, amirite?

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StealthApple

There's a big difference between men and women when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film." Amirite?

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Gavin

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start ****. No monster wants to see that . While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

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Anonymous

I used to be in a band; “Missing Cat.“ You probably saw our posters, amirite?

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Sinner

Gift cards are the polite way for family members to say, "We wanted to give you money for your birthday, but we think you might be a drug addict," amirite?

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Nova

You always hated that Blue crayon that colored purple, amirite?

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Anonymous

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there, am I right?

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Anonymous

Curly hair is better than straight hair on a girl, amirite?

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ali_d

Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm 50. Grab a saucer out the cupboard I gotta feed my kitty. Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a tube of Colgate, cause when I leave for the night, I'll be back by 8, amirite?

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sprite590

Welcome to America:You can be the valedictorian of your class, go to college, get a Doctorate's Degree, get a really good job, and you're still not going to make as much each year as Snooki. amirite?

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Anonymous

Billy Mays always partied like it was $19.99, amirite?

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Dunn305

You thought the "D" in the Disney logo looked like a "G", amirite?

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sammygrrl00

They say that if a guy has big feet it means that he has a big ****. That just makes the thought of being raped by clowns even scarier. amirite?

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KirstenAnn

A lot of conflict in the Wild West could've been avoided if cowboy urban planners had made towns big enough for everyone, amirite?

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The Anon.

Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck? Well breaking a **** is 18. amirite?

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Anonymous

If you forget your lunch money, a good friend will lend you some, a best friend will also lend you some, because your best friend isn't an ****, amirite?

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Anonymous

When you're home from school , you look at the clock and think, "I'm in ___ class right now.", amirite?

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