-I'm 16 years old
-I'm from the lovely state of Connecticut
-I'm a classical music enthusiast
-I'm a Harry Potter freak
-My favorite characters have to be all five members of the Black family, cause they so freakin' dysfunctional
-My username "Ariodante" is an opera by Handel
-I'm a dancer, and a cheerleader
-I mostly dance contemporary and jazz, but most of my training is in ballet
-I've had voice lessons since I was seven
-I sing classical, and some jazz
-I'm a songwriter
-I'm a soprano 1 in my choir
-I can yodel
-I taught myself how to play the piano
-I correct the posture of strangers
-I love classical music, my favorite eras are Baroque and Romantic
-My family makes fun of how polite I am
-I'm Libertarian Conservative
-I make a hobby out of remembering things
-Speaking of remembering things...
-I know all my countries and capitals, plus the largest cities and national languages of a lot of them
-That being said, telling me that you "know every country on this planet" and that I'm just a dumb American will do nothing to impress me or hurt my confidence.
-I can name the 10 most popular baby names every year from 1980 to 2010
-I've never forgotten someone's name. In my life.
-I know every element on the periodic table
-I can name every movie that's ever won "Best Picure" at the Academy Awards (give me a year-I dare you)
-You've probably stopped caring by now, but I'm going to ramble on anyway
-I collect dolls (mock me and die)
-I'm an INFP
-While I'm sure you find all this fascinating, I'm all out of facts. Addiju! (That's goodbye, folks)
This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.
You obviously don't know what love is. Love is taking the trash out for your mom when you know she had a long day, it's holding back from saying that little comment that will ruin your friend's day, it's picking up your significant other's favorite flavor of ice cream even though you don't really like it. Love is about denying the selfishness of human nature because you love a person enough to do that little something for them. The sweet feeling of a grand gesture will fade in time, the little sacrifices permeate forever. You have some growing up to do.
Take a dump. Tell someone to go fuck themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have sex with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?
Lawl! Like, I toootally //respect// heterosexuals and all, it's just they need to keep their heterosexuality to themSELVES. Also, again, I TOOOTALLY respect it, it's just well (lawl!) I don't think you straights should have have the right to marry either. My religion dictates it, and if you disagree then gersh, stop religiously persecuting me already! ALRIGHTBYELOL xoxo
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