Hello there, amirite user! I've missed you too.
"Everything's better with BushelOChewyGoodness." You bet a silver dollar signed by Moses it is. Especially when it's well-baked. That's not a euphemism for marijuana.
No, I don't have an f. Think of my username as being said with an Irish accent. Everything sounds better when it's said with an Irish accent. Trust me.
I'm a dude. I'm not an idiot, and I'm not obsessed with ****. We exist.
I live in the middle of nowhere. If you try to find me you'll probably be killed by a bear or a redneck with a shotgun who mistakes you for a coyote. My apologies in advance.
I'm taken, so flirting with me is stupid, especially since I'm a guy and statistically, so are you. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Yes, my username is odd. So is yours. However, think of the aforementioned bushel as being a large container of cookie dough. That should make you happy, in which case I've improved someone's life today. Eat it, haters.
I like poodles and rainbows.
I'm a musician, or at least I can pretend to be. This makes me exactly like millions of high schoolers worldwide. I'm unique -- just like everyone else.
I'm technically a genius. People compliment me on my intelligence occasionally. Nobody cares. I realise this, meaning I have more life knowledge than a lot of people. This is tragic.
I eat red meat, even though it's "bad for you." You know what's really bad for you? Blue meat.
Really -- don't flirt with me. It's creepy and it inflates my ego.
I'm a minister-in-training, and so is everyone else.
People think I'm patronizing (that means I treat them like they are stupid).
I'm really going to try to live forever. If it fails, by the time I figure it out I won't care anymore.
Statistically, 124% of people exaggerate when writing "about me" posts.
Life Wisdom: Don't judge a book by its cover -- they have a paragraph on the back that's designed to help you with that sort of thing.
My birthday is July 3rd. I really like birthdays -- the more you have, the longer you live! So far, I'm 0% immortal. Wait...that sounded better in my head.
I just read a list of "100 things to do before you die." Surprisingly, "scream for help" was not listed.
I hope this list has made you smile a little. You know what makes me smile? Reactions in my nervous system combined with my facial muscles. :)
Actually, that last one was just my fingers. Emoticons: creating philosophical questions since Al Gore invented the Internet.
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