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  • BushelOChewyGoodness...
  • Joined on Aug 20th '11 (6 years and 1 month ago).
  • From Literally, Virgin Islands (USA).
  • Posted 15 opinions.
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  • Has an average score of +46 on his posts.
  • 2 (13%) of his posts were featured on the home page.
  • BushelOChewyGoodness is right 100% of the time.
  • Favourited 22 times.
  • Got 719 Agrees and 32 Disagrees.
  • Made 8 comments.
  • Loved 3 times.
  • Followed by 9 people.
  • Has an average comment score of +2.
  • Agrees 96% of the time.
  • Disagrees 4% of the time.

About me.
Hello there, amirite user! I've missed you too.

"Everything's better with BushelOChewyGoodness." You bet a silver dollar signed by Moses it is. Especially when it's well-baked. That's not a euphemism for marijuana.

No, I don't have an f. Think of my username as being said with an Irish accent. Everything sounds better when it's said with an Irish accent. Trust me.

I'm a dude. I'm not an idiot, and I'm not obsessed with ****. We exist.

I live in the middle of nowhere. If you try to find me you'll probably be killed by a bear or a redneck with a shotgun who mistakes you for a coyote. My apologies in advance.

I'm taken, so flirting with me is stupid, especially since I'm a guy and statistically, so are you. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yes, my username is odd. So is yours. However, think of the aforementioned bushel as being a large container of cookie dough. That should make you happy, in which case I've improved someone's life today. Eat it, haters.

I like poodles and rainbows.

I'm a musician, or at least I can pretend to be. This makes me exactly like millions of high schoolers worldwide. I'm unique -- just like everyone else.

I'm technically a genius. People compliment me on my intelligence occasionally. Nobody cares. I realise this, meaning I have more life knowledge than a lot of people. This is tragic.

I eat red meat, even though it's "bad for you." You know what's really bad for you? Blue meat.

Really -- don't flirt with me. It's creepy and it inflates my ego.

I'm a minister-in-training, and so is everyone else.

People think I'm patronizing (that means I treat them like they are stupid).

I'm really going to try to live forever. If it fails, by the time I figure it out I won't care anymore.

Statistically, 124% of people exaggerate when writing "about me" posts.

Life Wisdom: Don't judge a book by its cover -- they have a paragraph on the back that's designed to help you with that sort of thing.

My birthday is July 3rd. I really like birthdays -- the more you have, the longer you live! So far, I'm 0% immortal. Wait...that sounded better in my head.

I just read a list of "100 things to do before you die." Surprisingly, "scream for help" was not listed.

I hope this list has made you smile a little. You know what makes me smile? Reactions in my nervous system combined with my facial muscles. :)

Actually, that last one was just my fingers. Emoticons: creating philosophical questions since Al Gore invented the Internet.

Amirite? Yes. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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lmao. your "about me" thing is pretty funny. what do you mean minister in training?

"I'm taken, so flirting with me is stupid, especially since I'm a guy and statistically, so are you. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Most amirite users are female

but your profile's funny lolol

Hmph. I didn't really think it was funny, but it comes naturally to me. By the way, welcome to Amirite?. It's a great site.

Wall virginity taken, sir. I also would like to say I enjoyed your "About me." It was entertaining, with small bits of dry humor.

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