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  • Joined on Jul 23rd '10 (6 years and 3 months ago).
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About me.
Chris Hansen is a **-blocking old media troll and host of the comedy program "To Catch a Predator." He baits unsuspecting pedos into traps set up by Dateline in concert with Perverted Justice for the lulz. The pedos are sourced from MySpace and Cregzlst, ensuring Hansen a limitless supply of childfucking prey. Truly, he's doing God's work. Hansen's secret is that even if the supply of pedophiles does run out, he will still have a show because he uses hot 18 year old girls (and for special occasions boys) to lure the "pedophiles" into the house, so really the men are trying to have ** with an 18 year old girl who claims to be either 13 or 17, making them innocent, but trying to bang a 17 year old is still pedo. This of course doesn't bother Hansen, who is simply doing it all for the lulz and by doing so Hansen inevitably shuts down 12chan without knowing it for at least another week.

In short, Chris Hansen is justice.




You were looking for me on facebook? Are you fucking stupid? I am right here.

Are you gone for good?! D:


ew, who are you?

Are you the guy who plays on the Geico commericals? HAHAHAHA....Oh and you're very funny looking

I think you're better than John Welsh or whatever his name is.

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