My Name is Dwight Kurt Schrute.
I am a paper salesmen/ beet farmer/ sexy beast.
I am the top sales person at a paper supply company, Dunder Mifflin.
I like to play with my cousin Mose, and my mortal enemy is Jim Halpert.
Please join the Dwight army, and vote no way for all of Jims posts...http://www.amirite.net/user/Jim.
If you do the above you will earn one Schrute buck. One Schrute buck = 1/1000 of a penny.
I have had 5 P'sOTD:
One during the 2011 superbowl- http://www.amirite.net/518728
One on August 17th- http://www.amirite.net/627264
One on September 2nd- http://www.amirite.net/638345
One on November 5th- http://www.amirite.net/628213
AND LASTLY one before the 2012 presedential election
Everything else about me is confidential and I cannot go into details.
The population of the United Kingdom is around 62,000,000. In an average ejaculation, I produce 375,000,000 sperm cells. A sperm cell is half of a person. Therefore, simply by watching a bisexual female attempt to learn math, I can triple the United Kingdom's population, amirite?
Life is just a game of poohsticks, no special talent needed. Just drop your stick and hope it makes it through. The point is not really to come out first it is laugh and cheer at the sticks, and of course to to share cake and sing songs before the day is over.
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