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  • MaitiuSexton...
  • Joined on Jun 17th '10 (8 years and 3 months ago).
  • From Groundhog Day Movie Town, United States.
  • Posted 97 opinions.
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  • Has an average score of +170 on his posts.
  • 43 (44%) of his posts were featured on the home page.
  • MaitiuSexton is right 93% of the time.
  • Favourited 271 times.
  • Got 18,448 Agrees and 1,950 Disagrees.
  • Made 798 comments.
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  • Followed by 31 people.
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About me.
As many of you, I started with FML, then MLIA, then here. This site is really where I feel at home; with other sarcastic, cynical, clever people.

Facts about me:
My real name is Maitiu Sexton. No one has ever pronounced it right on the first try
Don't take anything I say seriously... unless I'm being serious.
When I first meet somebody, I have a tendency to find flaws with them as I talk to them
I'm extremely repetitive
My self-esteem is through the **** roof. You can call it conceited all you want, but I love myself
I play the guitar. Ladies?
I'm awful at talking to girls, but that's okay because they have cooties anyways
97% of my friends are girls
Metal music > everything else in the universe
I'm extremely repetitive
I hate a lot of things, but I don't sit around and **** about them all day
I'm a Nerdfighter
I hate being sad, so I stopped being sad. As a result, I also stopped being happy. Now I'm numb
I'm not afraid to admit that I am was am a chronic masturbator
Now I'm addicted to ****
My record for solving a Rubik's cube is 47 seconds
I can do the clover thing with my tongue
I can do a lot more with my tongue (hello)
Innuendo makes the world go round
I work at Culver's
I'm extremely repetitive
If you guess my age right, I'll give you a cookie
If you're reading this far, message me right now. I love making new friends.

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Ok. Theres 4 basic roles. Civilian, doctor(gets to save one person every night), detective(gets to investigate one person every night), and mafia(gets to kill off one person every night). During the day we try to figure out who the mafia is and together we vote one person to be killed.

Well, do you want to play online mafia? It's really fun :D here's the link to the amirite forum it should take you to the sign up pages if you want to play

No pressure you have lots of time.

Thanks :)
What are you going to do when you finish school?

Haha I know right. I have a friend helping me with my business plan, and I'm looking for investors so in the next few years I'll be able to open a restaurant.

D: Thanks for ruining my dreams Maitiu!

;P Kidding. But I still want to be a chef.

Oh man :o did your dad say that?

Not as of now, but I'm looking. I want to work in the restaurant business instead of retail.

Yeah, it's way cooler :D

:P haha professional cashier.

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