IN HONOUR OF MLP:FIM SEASON 2, I SHALL CHANGE MY PROFILE PIC TO THE PONY THAT GIVES US THAT MOON AND THE STARS, PRINCESS LUNA
IT IS TRADITION TO SPEAK, USING THE ROYAL "WE", AND TO USE THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS
~~A Specter is haunting the world-- The Specter of the Penguins
~~Yup, just one penguin.
~~My full name is Aptenodytes forsteri. Pretty cool name eh?
~~Yes, that is a real picture of me. I'm quite famous back in the South Pole, so my pics are all over the internetz.
~~Back in the South Pole, my computer battery lasts for sooo long. (No humor intended)
~~At the South Pole, I do not have a time zone. The sun is up for most of the day. But Ant made me choose a time zone so there.
~~I am a member of Mountain and Tower. Second Tier for the win!
~~I am fifteen years old in penguin years.
~~I hate ALEKS and its quizzes. If you do not know what ALEKS is, look it up.
My computer is horrible, I cannot play MINECRAFT with it. Unless, of course, I love playing games with a 0-3 fps.
~~Yay, the scientist team brought some iMacs so now I can play Minecraft at 60fps fancy and far. (When they are not looking)
~~My internet is equal to my computer. Youtube works smoothly if the video quality is at 240p.
~~I was on amiwrong a couple of times
~~I am a Christian. Animals never ate the Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil. I will not shove it down your throat but I would defend it. What I would shove down your throat is regurgitated food as all penguins do that to their young.
~~Belief is a wise wager. Granted that faith cannot be proved, what harm will come to you if you gamble on its truth and it proves false? If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then, without hesitation, that He exists.
~~Watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Episode 9. It about how Pinkie-Pie does crazy predictions but Twilight Sparkle doesn't believe it because she can't understand it. But in the end Twilight gives in and trusts in Pinkie even though her predictions cannot be proven by science (or fancy headdresses connected to a printer). EAR EYE LEG means beware of opening doors or flying bees I can't remember.
~~~~My hobbies are:
~Sliding into ice water from an iceberg
~Going to Tuxedo parties
~Making snowflakes out of paper(Thank You ChubbyBunniez)
~Staring at the wall (Thank You ChubbyBunniez)
~Pens. I love gel pens, fountain pens, and calligraphy pens. I own a OHTO Free Spirit fountain pen. But I hate ballpoints because its feels so cheap. You need to force the pen to write. I cannot hold pens correctly because of my body appendages. Pen is also the first three letters of Penguin.
~And more to come
~~~~My favourite foods are:
~And more to come
~~~~My wishes are:
~To use my wings and fly
~To go to the North Pole and visit polar bears (especially polarthebear)
~For Global Warming to end, as it is melting my homeland
~And more to come
~~~~Books I RECENTLY read
~* means just finished last time i updated this page
~CURRENTLY READING: Black Like Me
~The Harry Potter Series (5x)
~Candide by Voltaire
~Mr. Popper's Penguins
~The Communist Manifesto
~Salt: A World History
~All Quiet on the Western Front
~Know What You Believe
~Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis (Yes, the guy who wrote Narina)
~The First Total War by David A. Bell*
~Where Have All the Soldiers Gone by Sheehan
~Night by Elizer*
~The Metamorphosis by Kafka
~The Death of Ivan Ilych
~F451, a VERY good read and creepily similar to todays society.
~Yes, I do really like Europe. Its history is quite interesting.
~And more to come
~~~~My favourite quotes:
~"Take it all in all, I do not believe anybody on Earth has a worse time than an Emperor Penguin" - Apsley Cherry-Garrard
~"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!" -Fluttershy
~"I don't want to talk about it" -FlutterGUY
~"It needs to be 20% cooler" -Rainbow Dash
~"Ten seconds flat!" -Rainbow Dash
~~~~My Autobiography: Before I hatched, my mum ran away. She left my dad to take care of me in the freezing cold. He had not eaten for about 115 days after arriving at our colony. He often huddles with other men (No Homo) to barely produce enough heat to combat the 200 km/h (or about 120 mph in America) cold, battering winds. I hatched out of my egg; it took about three days. My mum came back in July and barfed all the food she ate before into my mouth. As a chick, I stayed close to my parents especially in my dad's pouch. About two months after my hatching, I huddled with the other chicks in what we call a crèche for warmth. Recently, a team of researchers came close to my crèche. One of them dropped a laptop and I soon discovered Amirite?.
~Penguins are entitled to opinions even if they don't have a belly button(http://www.amirite.net/489434)
~~I really don't know why people type "~~"
~Actually I found out about the "~~". This anonymous person by the name of "cool" introduced me to amiwrong?. Turns out, I was mentioned three times on amiwrong?. So feel free to say "Hi Penguin~~" as it was on amiwrong?.
~~Yes, I do search for "penguins" on the search bar and comment on each of the posts
~~Why do people call me a troll? I am a penguin. I am not in a dungeon so please don't faint in front of the headmaster.
~~~ So you may ask "Where have you been all my life?" Sadly, I do not sleep in a cupboard under some stairs. I have been holding your world up while doing a handstand with my tiny flippers at the South.
~~If you do not understand any of my comments, please note that I am a penguin and would reference many things to my species.
~~I am learning English so please excuse my grammar and tell me if I am being too formal.
~~Who is Simon? Why does everyone do what he says?
~~Who is She? Why does She say lots of things?
~~If you read this, tell me your favourite part. I want to know!
~~Let the Humans tremble at an Antarctic revolution. The Penguins have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Penguins of all countries unite!
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