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  • SlamIsland...
  • Joined on Mar 29th '11 (7 years and 3 months ago).
  • From Chicago, IL, United States.
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  • SlamIsland is right 96% of the time.
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  • Got 22,416 Agrees and 1,718 Disagrees.
  • Made 192 comments.
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  • Followed by 26 people.
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  • Agrees 93% of the time.
  • Disagrees 7% of the time.

About me.
Short people, next time you ask someone to reach something on a high shelf you can't get to, remember:
Short people live longer.
Short people are better at limbo.
Short people have a first go at any money they see on the floor.
Short girls can wear higher heels without worrying about being taller than their date.
Short people are awesome at hide-and-seek because they can hide in smaller places.
Short people aren't the ones always asked to reach things on high shelves.

Toy Story=Cutest Movie Ever
Sergeant: [about the second present Andy opens] It's... it's bedsheets!
Mr. Potato Head: Who invited that kid?

Bill Hader ♥

-am really short. 4'11" baby!
-am a complete attention ****.
-am addicted to lemonade and comedians. If you know a particularly funny one, message me.
-am learning to play the ukulele.
-sing in the shower.
-seem to only have crushes on celebrities whose names begin with J or R.
-hate car commercials, Gwyneth Paltrow, doing the dishes, and winter.
-never know what day of the week it is.
-live in flip flops year-round.
-have a new favorite song almost every day and tend to listen to it on repeat until someone yells at me to turn it off.
-need a nap.

Favorite Movies: The Blind Side, almost anything by John Hughes, Disney classics (you're NEVER too old), Elf, Life Is Beautiful (or La Vita è Bella in Italian; no, I'm not one of those snobby foreign film nerds).

Favorite TV shows: How I Met Your Mother (Barney Stinson is legen- wait for it... DARY), Tosh.0, Modern Family, Glee, That 70s Show, old 90s sitcoms, trashy reality shows

Favorite Books: This Lullaby, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, The Hunger Games trilogy, The Harry Potter series, The Other Boleyn Girl, Thirteen Reasons Why, Petey, My Sister's Keeper, The Help

I'm not even going to include favorite artists because my taste in music is all over the place and would take forever to include everything, but if we have similar taste in music, I'll usually tell you.

This Moment's Playlist:
1. Red- Taylor Swift
2. Save Tonight- Eagle-Eye Cherry
3. I Run To You- Lady Antebellum
4. Dare You To Move- Switchfoot
5. She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5

I encourage creepers.


lol, you told me to just say hi :P

I like the part of your bio about short people. Also, Jimmy Carr is a hilarious British comedian.

Haiiiii <3 :)

Ooh. Our compatibility is super! :P haha

My God woman, you're ultra short!!

Did you know you'd have to wear ten pairs of khakis to get the nutritional value found in one bowl of Total?

Absolutely. Wondertwin powers ACTIVATE!
Form of...a State Farm agent!

I think you made my day. Either that or I'm just happy right now. Can't tell. Too busy talking in sentence fragments.

ha yea i get you. im from a suburb. i hate the city. like i like to visit but
not live in it.

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