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  • Joined on Mar 23rd '17 (1 year and 2 months ago).
  • From Sotkamo, Finland.
  • Posted 384 opinions.
  • Posted 767 questions.
  • Submitted 1 quote.
  • Has an average score of +6 on his posts.
  • 422 (37%) of his posts were featured on the home page.
  • ZonkeyBalls is right 92% of the time.
  • Favourited 5,916 times.
  • Got 2,800 Agrees and 566 Disagrees.
  • Made 11,238 comments.
  • Loved 19,366 times.
  • Followed by 46 people.
  • Has an average comment score of +2.
  • Agrees 86% of the time.
  • Disagrees 14% of the time.

Full Name
Marko "Das Humanoid" Kettunen

About me.
Zonkeys are the ultimate fighting machines. We fart burning raccoons.

My life and ambitions.
I have no life. I have no wife. I ate my bride and lost my pride. I like onions.

A brief history of my life.
Got born, naked. Naked is good. I love onions.

The things I could never live without.
I could never live without onions.

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.
Too many to answer, but I like onions in every fictional form.

The coolest places I've visited.
Onionville, Iceland.

In my free time I like to...
I like eating onions and farting burning raccoons.

Favourite Quotes
"Without waking him up? I don't believe you." -- The other part of the "tiger" in Monty Python's Meaning of Life...

You should send me a message if you..
If you love me, you know it, you feel it, your onions burning like a raccoon...

Relationship Status: Single

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Education: College Graduate

Career Industry: IT

Religious Views: Agnostic

Political Views: Other

Ethnicity: White/Caucasian


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