+5You hate it when you're going apple
picking, but all you get is
dispair, amirite?
+4Sometimes you feel like the last piece
of pizza when nobody picks you for
something...
+3Analogue < digital < vaginal,
amirite?
+3“You don’t find customers
for your products. You find products for
your...
+2The other day, my music director was
loading all of his string instruments
into the...
+5You hate it when you're going apple
picking, but all you get is
dispair, amirite?
+3“You don’t find customers
for your products. You find products for
your...
+1The amazing feeling that comes with getting a paycheck is what makes you spend it all...
+2Happiness should not be seen as a
destination in life, but rather as the
entire journey.
-2You've made it past 14 years old.
+186It's extremely irritating when someone
tells you that you need a
boyfriend/girlfriend...
+3“You don’t find customers
for your products. You find products for
your...
+1Religious people: you don't view your religion as a way of ascertaining passage into...
-5Only boring, arrogant, egocentric, arrogant, or people with some combination of those...
+8"Jim and Katie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes...
+20It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+11You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+3You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
amirite?
-8You would like to be a disciple
+6Ryan Dolan did not deserve to finish
bottom. Sure the song wasn't the best,
but it...
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The future belongs to those of us still willing to get our hands dirty, amirite?
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the future belongs to the ones willing to make others get there hands dirty, because you cant eat tacos with dirty hands.
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hindugaragesale
Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a ****, those things can take a pounding, amirite?
210154 Comments +1,975 / 96%
Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
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Anonymous
If you forget your lunch money, a good friend will lend you some, a best friend will also lend you some, because your best friend isn't an ****, amirite?
11524 Comments +1,189 / 97%
Anonymous
If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.
+4955016197 Reply
The answer to "pro-life vs pro-choice" isn't prohibiting abortions, it's education about abortions, amirite?
230 Comments +177 / 91%
inb4 abortion argument
0 Reply
In response to “inb4 abortion argument”
Are you trying to abort the argument?
+22223 Reply
Anonymous
Voldemort should have made my TV remote a horcrux. amirite?
2210 Comments +408 / 98%
Or my ****, nobody ever sees that.
+19192 Reply
Anonymous
If you don't like the smell, you probably don't like the taste, amirite?
9 Comments +348 / 94%
NattycatFood and Drink
Does that work the other way around too? Cause I like the smell of gasoline.
+661 Reply
Macs would be so much better if you could customize them like you can with windows computers. amirite?
15 Comments +158 / 88%
Customize? So what, now you want your DOLLAR'S WORTH?!? UNBELIEVABLE!!!
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Lanz
Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST ** HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE ** UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
18056 Comments +867 / 94%
Anonymous
THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON
(I was declared a Saint coz the Pope was like “Holy dude, why aren’t you a Saint yet?” and I was like “I know, right?”)
1. Every student shuts the ** up and sits the ** down in school and listens to their teacher, because kids backtalk too much these days.
2. Bullying will not be eradicated, and it will in fact be encouraged – kids nowadays are ****. Learning to defend yourself and learning to develop a thick skin and not take seriously is an important part of education.
3. You don’t drop out, and if you do, you’re forced to either enter a trade course to learn how to be a plumber or something, or forced straight into work. No one is ending up on welfare on my watch.
4. If you’re too retarded to put a ** on, use birth control, dental dams, lubricant, etc., then you’re too retarded to have sex. And no sex at all before 16 – age of consent, **.
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Anonymous
In response to “THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON (I was declared a...”
5. People are gonna have different religions, beliefs, cultures, etc. You’re gonna have to live with these people, so suck it up and deal with it. However, if someone has a really insane belief (ex. Holocaust denial) feel free to point and laugh at them at every available opportunitity.
6. If you fail a year, you have to go back to Year 1 and start again. Similar to the Elite four in Pokemon . If you fail Year 6, you have to go back to Year 1 and do that, then Year 2, then Year 3, etc.
7. If I find out that any teacher is a paedophile, I will personally go to their house, kick them in the crotch, bash them with a cricket bat, give them the middle finger and then fire them.
8. The debating club will be run like real politics – it doesn’t matter what you say, how good a point you make, whether your position is correct, etc. – all that matters is how many friends you have, and how much people like you.
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Anonymous
Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST ** HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE ** UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
18056 Comments +867 / 94%
Anonymous
THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON
(I was declared a Saint coz the Pope was like “Holy dude, why aren’t you a Saint yet?” and I was like “I know, right?”)
1. Every student shuts the ** up and sits the ** down in school and listens to their teacher, because kids backtalk too much these days.
2. Bullying will not be eradicated, and it will in fact be encouraged – kids nowadays are ****. Learning to defend yourself and learning to develop a thick skin and not take seriously is an important part of education.
3. You don’t drop out, and if you do, you’re forced to either enter a trade course to learn how to be a plumber or something, or forced straight into work. No one is ending up on welfare on my watch.
4. If you’re too retarded to put a ** on, use birth control, dental dams, lubricant, etc., then you’re too retarded to have sex. And no sex at all before 16 – age of consent, **.
+133137462 Reply
Anonymous
Killing Bin Laden was like stepping on a hornet's nest. Sure, it's hurt, but the hornets are now much angrier at you, amirite?
634 Comments +423 / 94%
More like a bee's nest because bees die when they attack you
+9192118 Reply
Anonymous
When we were freshmen in high school, we all had the hots for a senior. amirite?
49 Comments +258 / 74%
Anonymous
Mmmmmm... Betty White.
+45458 Reply
When it rains, the first thing a girl says is "my hair!!", amirite?
619 Comments +256 / 72%
hannahhx333
I only care because my hair frizzes like a ****.
But that's not my first concern. My first concern is, "PLEASE THUNDER AND RAIN OUT TRACK."
+20202 Reply
It sucks when you find out the spelling bee isn't just spelling bee, amirite?
912 Comments +419 / 97%
"Spell cat" "K-A-T, I'm outta here" -Brian Regan
+331 Reply
There should be a universal symbol to put at the start of an email that means "I just wrote you a huge long email but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version", amirite?
81101 Comments +1,438 / 98%
Anonymous
¥ <- that thing
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Anonymous
In response to “¥ <- that thing”
That's the Yen sign.
Maybe we should use other currency symbols as phrases too. $ can mean "I was late to the meeting because I was gorging myself on cheeseburgers" and £ could mean "I can't make your birthday party because I'm busy not getting my teeth fixed."
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Chromana
See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people if you don't know their life. ... amirite?
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AdamBermingham
See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.
**** JUDGE EVERYONE
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Anonymous
God is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
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Anonymous
0 Reply
In response to “”
the good korea or the bad one?
+325329488 Reply
Guys: You hate it when you're talking to someone and accidently uppercut them with your ****, amirite?
1312 Comments +218 / 97%
wow.
+1212 Reply
freddo
In response to “wow.”
just logged in, 56 notifications, about 52 from myself :P
-112 Reply
North American people are pretty optimistic. We have MexiCANs, AmeriCANs and CANadians, amirite?
35 Comments +39 / 100%
Well whatevs, same dif.
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Anonymously_Awesome
In response to “Well whatevs, same dif.”
lulz
01 Reply
Eine kleine nachtmusik sounds more like like a nazi chant than a piece of classical music. amirite?
414 Comments +342 / 88%
Just because it's German? People need to broaden their horizons if Nazis are all they associate with Germany.
+231 Reply
In response to “Just because it's German? People need to...”
your mom needs to broaden her horizons
0111 Reply
A suicide is never news worthy unless the 'victim' is gay or was cyber bullied. amirite?
538 Comments +524 / 94%
Or famous.
+1212 Reply
In response to “Or famous.”
true true
+111 Reply
Don't be insecure girl, own that ponytail, work that up-do!, amirite?
13 Comments +15 / 86%
DarrelLove
facebook group...
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In response to “facebook group...”
youtube video first
0331 Reply
It's OK to copy a post word for word, but only if it's your own because then it's not copyright infringement. amirite?
1 Comment +15 / 86%
iamalwaysriteInternet
oh i see what you did there :O
+221 Reply
It's OK to copy a post word for word, but only if it's your own because then it's not copyright infringement. amirite?
1 Comment +9 / 80%
iamalwaysriteInternet
oh i see what you did there :O
-221 Reply
Fangirls: OMG JUSTIN BIEBER, OMG TWILIGHT, OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS.. Nerds: OMG STEVE JOBS, OMG BILL GATES, OMG APPLE SOFTWARE! amirite?
1021 Comments +388 / 90%
Anonymous
Actually, true nerds prefer PCs to Macs. Some of my friends are HUUGE computer nerds and they said Macs aren't worth the money.
+1414 Reply
In response to “Actually, true nerds prefer PCs to Macs. Some...”
macs aren't worth the money, except for the macbook air, beats any other netbook. And anyways, true nerds are obsessed with linux. :)
+3631 Reply
"everybody on the line" can make any athlete's stomach drop, amirite?
912 Comments +329 / 99%
whocares7
my stomach legit dropped reading this.
+881 Reply