You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

98% agree
2% disagree
Post

the future belongs to the ones willing to make others get there hands dirty, because you cant eat tacos with dirty hands.

0221 Reply

hindugaragesale

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

97% agree
3% disagree
Post

If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.

+4965026197 Reply

Chapstick Chapstick

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

94% agree
6% disagree
Post

THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON

(I was declared a Saint coz the Pope was like “Holy dude, why aren’t you a Saint yet?” and I was like “I know, right?”)

1. Every student shuts the ** up and sits the ** down in school and listens to their teacher, because kids backtalk too much these days.
2. Bullying will not be eradicated, and it will in fact be encouraged – kids nowadays are ****. Learning to defend yourself and learning to develop a thick skin and not take seriously is an important part of education.
3. You don’t drop out, and if you do, you’re forced to either enter a trade course to learn how to be a plumber or something, or forced straight into work. No one is ending up on welfare on my watch.
4. If you’re too retarded to put a ** on, use birth control, dental dams, lubricant, etc., then you’re too retarded to have sex. And no sex at all before 16 – age of consent, **.

+134138462 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON (I was declared a...

5. People are gonna have different religions, beliefs, cultures, etc. You’re gonna have to live with these people, so suck it up and deal with it. However, if someone has a really insane belief (ex. Holocaust denial) feel free to point and laugh at them at every available opportunitity.
6. If you fail a year, you have to go back to Year 1 and start again. Similar to the Elite four in Pokemon . If you fail Year 6, you have to go back to Year 1 and do that, then Year 2, then Year 3, etc.
7. If I find out that any teacher is a paedophile, I will personally go to their house, kick them in the crotch, bash them with a cricket bat, give them the middle finger and then fire them.
8. The debating club will be run like real politics – it doesn’t matter what you say, how good a point you make, whether your position is correct, etc. – all that matters is how many friends you have, and how much people like you.

+10910938 Reply

Anonymous

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

94% agree
6% disagree
Post

THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON

(I was declared a Saint coz the Pope was like “Holy dude, why aren’t you a Saint yet?” and I was like “I know, right?”)

1. Every student shuts the ** up and sits the ** down in school and listens to their teacher, because kids backtalk too much these days.
2. Bullying will not be eradicated, and it will in fact be encouraged – kids nowadays are ****. Learning to defend yourself and learning to develop a thick skin and not take seriously is an important part of education.
3. You don’t drop out, and if you do, you’re forced to either enter a trade course to learn how to be a plumber or something, or forced straight into work. No one is ending up on welfare on my watch.
4. If you’re too retarded to put a ** on, use birth control, dental dams, lubricant, etc., then you’re too retarded to have sex. And no sex at all before 16 – age of consent, **.

+134138462 Reply

Anonymous

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

72% agree
28% disagree
Post

I only care because my hair frizzes like a ****.
But that's not my first concern. My first concern is, "PLEASE THUNDER AND RAIN OUT TRACK."

+20202 Reply

Katffro Katffro

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

97% agree
3% disagree
Post

¥ <- that thing

+21276 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “¥ <- that thing

That's the Yen sign.
Maybe we should use other currency symbols as phrases too. $ can mean "I was late to the meeting because I was gorging myself on cheeseburgers" and £ could mean "I can't make your birthday party because I'm busy not getting my teeth fixed."

+231235465 Reply

Chromana

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

90% agree
10% disagree
Post

See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.

**** JUDGE EVERYONE

+53754912213 Reply

Anonymous

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

87% agree
13% disagree
Post

Just because it's German? People need to broaden their horizons if Nazis are all they associate with Germany.

+231 Reply

saturnlite88 saturnlite88

In response to “Just because it's German? People need to...

your mom needs to broaden her horizons

0111 Reply

Pedo_Cat Pedo_Cat

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

90% agree
10% disagree
Post

Actually, true nerds prefer PCs to Macs. Some of my friends are HUUGE computer nerds and they said Macs aren't worth the money.

+1414 Reply

Katffro Katffro

In response to “Actually, true nerds prefer PCs to Macs. Some...

macs aren't worth the money, except for the macbook air, beats any other netbook. And anyways, true nerds are obsessed with linux. :)

+3631 Reply

Pedo_Cat Pedo_Cat

Find out your friends' opinions

Amirite is the premier opinion-based social network where people from all around the world discover, debate and discuss today's hottest issues. Share your perspective to the world and interact with like-minded individuals on breaking news, hot topics and controversial issues now!

With that many angles, the discussions on Amirite will open your eyes to a panoramic view of your world that you won't get anywhere else, allowing you to see the big picture and discuss it.

Every opinion matters on Amirite.

Sign up to have your opinion heard!

It only takes a second.
Connect with Facebook, Twitter or Google.

or create an account with your email...

Sign Up Already Have An Account?

Login to your Amirite account...

Login Forgot Your Details? Need An Account?

Enter your email address and we'll email you your account details.

Send Details Back To Login Form
Continue

Login using...

Login

Forgotten username or password?
We'll send you your username and a new password.

Email Address

Login

Sign up to have your opinion heard!

Show posts as Grid List

By creating an account you indicate that you have read and agree to abide by our rules.

Create My Account