+13Rain is fantastic background noise,
amirite?
+10Forcing unwilling people to dance is
bad. Forcing unwilling people to sit
through a...
+9If you want a stable relationship you
should just buy a horse, amirite?
+8Looking at your old posts and comments
is like taking a trip down memory lane,
amirite?
+5If you're going to check someone out, at
least have the decency to attempt to do
so...
+1Xbox One Unveiling: Disappointed so far. I want a game console not a fancy cablebox...
+3If a pimp has an illegitimate child, he
should be called a pimple, amirite?
+13Rain is fantastic background noise,
amirite?
+2Religious people: you don't view your religion as a way of ascertaining passage into...
+2The best way to get in shape in a week
before Summer is to get a month head
start...
+106I try to get in at least 30 minutes of talking about exercise every day.
+22To whomever would say, while losing an
Internet argument, "I thought this
was...
+991The reason that so many Harry Potter fans (such as myself) don't like Twilight isn't...
+12It really sucks when you try your very
best, yet people still put you down.
Amirite?
+5If you're going to check someone out, at
least have the decency to attempt to do
so...
+20It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+11You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+3You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
amirite?
-9You would like to be a disciple
+6Ryan Dolan did not deserve to finish
bottom. Sure the song wasn't the best,
but it...
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Best way to create a breathable atmosphere on mars: plant a couple of weeds there and within 10 years they will have grown accross the planet and created enough oxygen for humans to breathe. amirite?
24 Comments -87 / 27%
I'm not sure if that's how you science.
+138140238 Reply
It is ridiculous that a store would refuse to sell a teenage girl a vibrator if she is allowed to purchase condoms at that same store, amirite?
232 Comments +314 / 100%
+53552 Reply
In response to “(hmm) That logic //is// a bit flawed...”
"You can have sex, just not with yourself."
+163164134 Reply
Life would be pretty hard if your left hand was a potato, amirite?
6325 Comments +509 / 97%
This can be a great motivational quote. "When the going gets tough, at least your left hand isn't a potato."
+136137141 Reply
hiyayaka
Arizona says life starts two weeks before conception. That is incredibly stupid, amirite?
1728 Comments +286 / 98%
"Hey Jen, I think I'm going to give my virginity to Brad next weekend."
"Holy , Ashley! You're pregnant?!"
+182184250 Reply
Guys: You want to be a father one day, amirite?
141 Comments +93 / 89%
I definitely plan to have some ActionTykes running around.
+303221 Reply
ActionMan
Guys: You want to be a father one day, amirite?
141 Comments +93 / 89%
Her name will be Jubilee (if her mom approves). If it's a boy... Stick Caveman Jr. will do.
+4447310 Reply
In response to “Her name will be Jubilee (if her mom...”
You could tattoo a smaller stick caveman on him.
+192232 Reply
It's hypocritical when Democrats accuse Republicans of racism and division, considering that Democrats are the party that gave us the KKK, Jim Crow laws, poll taxes, segregation, the Confederacy, and a pro-slavery platform, amirite?
8 Comments -90 / 18%
The early democrats and early republicans were essentially flipped back in their early days; the early democrats were basically todays republicans and vice versa. The ideals of the two parties were, for the most part, that is.
It is totally unjustified to say something like this about EITHER party simply because of who generally consisted of the parties way before their time.
It's like calling a man a hypocrite for thinking his wife should be allowed to do more than just stay at home and clean, just because there were men in the PAST who thought totally different.
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Anonymous
If you think about it, gravity really can't be proven true. Sure, it's a theory, but that's all it is, a theory. Now I'm not saying that gravity doesn't exist, I do believe in it, but it is very possible that another explanation could exist. For example, maybe the earth is constantly moving upwards at 9 m/s, so that's why we stay on Earth. We should be open to all possibilities and theories because science isn't always correct, amirite?
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anonymous
.....do you even understand what science is?
+414435 Reply
Your english teacher gets angry at you when you end stories with "...and then I woke up". amirite?
59 Comments +166 / 95%
Or if I write the whole thing in sentence fragments with ">" infront of every one. Then at the end, say
>opens the door
>gets on the floor
>walks the dinosaur
+441 Reply
You would give money to a nice homeless person with a sign "$ Extra Change? $", but not to a passive aggressive person with a sign "It's okay, you enjoy your pay... I don't need your help.", amirite?
412 Comments +200 / 92%
I think I would be happier to see someone with a sign that says "seeking odd job for money". Then I might hire them to mow my lawn or paint a room or something. Working > begging. And give people food rather than money, so it doesn't get wasted on drugs/cigs/alcohol.
Not trying to paint homeless people with broad strokes; there are some good ones and some bad ones, but I like to be on the side of caution
+25252 Reply
It's silly how women want men to read their minds. I mean, it's like expecting an English major to read like Twilight or Harry Potter. There's much better stuff out there, amirite?
232 Comments -54 / 39%
Anonymous
How much of a post do you have to disagree with in order to downvote it?
+6821 Reply
It's silly how women want men to read their minds. I mean, it's like expecting an English major to read like Twilight or Harry Potter. There's much better stuff out there, amirite?
232 Comments -54 / 39%
Anonymous
My 7th grade English teacher really loved Twilight.
+154 Reply
In response to “My 7th grade English teacher really loved...”
Yeah, and I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't make it to highscore either.
+6821 Reply
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important, amirite?
314 Comments +108 / 81%
Anonymous
I disagree. Whether or not it's true, its fingerprints can be seen everywhere. It affects everything from personal lives to politics, both positively and negatively. Regardless if you're Christian, it's something that we all (in America at least) are submerged in. Even if it's not true you can't say it is of no importance because of how (again both positively and negatively) influential it's been.
+252612 Reply
Pretending to love someone is worse than never Evan loving them, amirite?
520 Comments +101 / 90%
Effin*
-516 Reply
In response to “Effin*”
That awkward moment when someone tells two people to stop what they're doing when they had stopped 11 months ago...
+8687115 Reply
Pretending to love someone is worse than never Evan loving them, amirite?
520 Comments +101 / 90%
That awkward moment when someone doesn't realize the intentions of the original comment, and you have to explain said intentions to said someone.
+352 Reply
In response to “That awkward moment when someone doesn't...”
There's so much awkward!
+202111 Reply
ActionMan
It would make a lot of sense to refuse paranoid schizophrenics, depression victims, or people with a criminal record the right to bear arms for the safety of themselves and others. I understand it's a violation of freedom, but it's a small price to pay to save countless lives, amirite?
273 Comments +248 / 93%
"Those who are willing to sacrifice freedom for security, deserve neither." ~My ol' pal Ben Frank
-511162 Reply
In response to “"Those who are willing to sacrifice...”
@KickAss He did get those guns legally, and he purchased thousands of rounds of ammunition over the internet. Also, I agree with some of the things you've said, but I think you're reading just a little too far into this. I'm as pro-equal rights as the next guy, but I definitely see OP's point. If someone has the potential to harm themselves and countless others, I think it should be more difficult for them to do it. Obviously, the people who really want to kill others are the ones who could probably get the guns anyway, but what's the hurt in trying? Honestly, I'd rather not let anyone have guns, but since that's not happening anytime soon, we should do all that we can to prevent harm.
+441 Reply
It would be helpful if each city came with a guide for people who had just moved in so they don't have to look stupid in front of locals. "New residents should invest in close-toed shoes and watch out for ants every spring. Commonly used make-out spots include the junkyard and riverside park, and we have an inside joke involving doughnuts due to a drunk man who accidentally dialed our local radio station.", amirite?
4268 Comments +655 / 96%
"Welcome to New York City. Bring some toilet paper because everyone here is an ****."
+9798123 Reply
Anonymous
It would be helpful if each city came with a guide for people who had just moved in so they don't have to look stupid in front of locals. "New residents should invest in close-toed shoes and watch out for ants every spring. Commonly used make-out spots include the junkyard and riverside park, and we have an inside joke involving doughnuts due to a drunk man who accidentally dialed our local radio station.", amirite?
4268 Comments +655 / 96%
"Weed can be bought here, here, and here."
+7781412 Reply
Despite all scientific breakthroughs, you believe that there will always be aspects of our universe that science will never be able to explain, and forever remain as mysteries and phenomenons, amirite?
53 Comments +270 / 92%
bangs Technology
Perhaps in my lifetime, but by the end of human existence, I'd wager all these "phenomenons" will be easily explained by science.
033 Reply
In response to “Perhaps in my lifetime, but by the end of...”
The world is ending this year. Where have you been?
+171922 Reply
Anonymous
Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?
488 Comments -195 / 12%
> I wager on the existence of the Abrahamic god
> I pick the wrong version of him, and the correct version sends me to hell
> I instead decide to believe in all religions
> The real god is pissed that I didn't only believe in him
> I burn in hell
> I wager to believe in the Christian god
> I'm right
> He can read my thoughts and knows I only did it to try to avoid hell
> I burn until the end of time
+7784720 Reply
In response to “> I wager on the existence of the...”
Dude, you're never, ever going to "save a soul from eternal damnation" over the Internet, and especially not with your poor debating skills.
+232522 Reply
Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?
488 Comments -195 / 12%
> I wager on the existence of the Abrahamic god
> I pick the wrong version of him, and the correct version sends me to hell
> I instead decide to believe in all religions
> The real god is pissed that I didn't only believe in him
> I burn in hell
> I wager to believe in the Christian god
> I'm right
> He can read my thoughts and knows I only did it to try to avoid hell
> I burn until the end of time
+7784720 Reply
In response to “> I wager on the existence of the...”
"Saving a soul frometernal damnation"? All you're doing is arguing poorly and stating personal beliefs as facts, along with blatantly fabricating statistics.
+242621 Reply
Anonymous
If all of the current amirite members remained active users for the next twenty years, there would be a shift in the age demographic, and it would be cool to see how the posts, comments, and site would change to appeal to thirty and forty-year-olds, amirite?
3652 Comments +678 / 96%
You could use an Aspirin right now, amirite?
+11412063 Reply
boxtop
In response to “You could use an Aspirin right now, amirite?”
Paying taxes is so much more complicated than Monopoly made it out to be, amirite?
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