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“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”   Mark Twain

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How Does Your Breed of Dog Change a Light Bulb??

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: I can do it just as quickly and efficiently as any human can. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Newfoundland: Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: Change what?? While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Irish Setter: Huh?

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

Mastiff: We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

Pointer: I see it, the light bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares?

Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Maybe if you just trim the hair over my eyes a bit...

Samoyed: Oh, sure, I can do that. I've seen the folks do it. I'll just move this chair so I can stand on it, and then I turn the bulb ... turn ... Dam! I sure wish I had opposable thumbs!

Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzz...

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If animals could speak, dogs would coordinate their attack on cats.

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

In response to “If animals could speak, dogs would coordinate...

Just a detail: dogs are, like the grey wolves, and many other pack hunting species, very well "coordinated" - they don't need to learn a human language to succeed.

You can find pack, pod, pride, family clan and other group hunting species, like African wild dogs, lionesses, hyenas, chimpanzees, ants, dolphins, or killer whales, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pack_hunter
http://www.animals-zone.com/dea...-hunters-world
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/...-on-the-planet

And every animal and plant species is necessary for the balance and food chain of its native ecosystem.

(smile)

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “If animals could speak, dogs would coordinate...

This wild species might be your favourite:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_dog

By the way, would you be interested in questions about dog breeds and their wild relatives?

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Marianne Marianne OP

How Does Your Breed of Dog Change a Light Bulb??

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: I can do it just as quickly and efficiently as any human can. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Newfoundland: Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: Change what?? While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Irish Setter: Huh?

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

Mastiff: We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

Pointer: I see it, the light bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares?

Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Maybe if you just trim the hair over my eyes a bit...

Samoyed: Oh, sure, I can do that. I've seen the folks do it. I'll just move this chair so I can stand on it, and then I turn the bulb ... turn ... Dam! I sure wish I had opposable thumbs!

Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzz...

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SmartAZ SmartAZ

In response to “How Does Your Breed of Dog Change a Light...

Lol - a good one! (hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

I agree that they would be "blundering outspoken fellows". In fact, I wish my neighbors were more skillful at calming their dogs down. Sometimes, the neighborhood dogs bark loudly and seemingly desperately just because they spot people passing by the street from inside their homes. lol.
And there are many houses with dogs around here, so sometimes it turns into an orchestra. lol.

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