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๐Ÿ‘บ What some people fail to understand is that you can’t understand all people...but sadly this lack of understanding manifests itself in prejudice, labeling and branding. <em>amirite?</em>  ๐Ÿ‘บ
Every morning I start out doing 15 sit ups...I know what you are thinking "that ain't a lot" but I can only hit the snooze bar so many times๐Ÿ™„

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Lets face it , something said online by a complete stranger or a friend can trigger a response in anyone of us at any time. Amirite ?

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Spoon, or Knife and Fork ? * A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt." The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?" * Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes?p=29
Whoever said 3rd time's a charm is such a fool...I checked my lotto ticket for the third time this morning and it is still a not a winner๐Ÿ™„

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As a nod to another user's post - Post your favorite coffee related meme!
Here in the states we have our own "Running of the Bulls" we call it Black Friday shopping ๐Ÿ™„

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NEGATIVE PEOPLE..... A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip  to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who  responded:   "Rome?  Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome.  So, how are you getting there?"  "We're taking Continental," was the reply.  "We got a great rate!"  "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser.  "That's a terrible airline.  Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"  "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."  "Don't go any further..  I know that place.  Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."  "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."  "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser.  "You and a million other people trying to see him.  He'll look the size of an ant.  Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours.  You're going to need it."  A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo.  The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.  "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes,  but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class.  The food and wine were wonderful,  and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the hotel was great!  They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a  jewel,  the finest hotel in the city.  They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"  "Well," muttered the hairdresser,  "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the  Pope."  "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me..  Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand!  I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."  "Oh, really!  What'd he say?"  He said: "Who messed up your hairdo?!”
NEGATIVE PEOPLE..... A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further.. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump." "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.." "Oh, really! What'd he say?" He said: "Who messed up your hairdo?!”
Going to Church in Chicago........When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby  church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.     As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?    He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."  I told him I was not paralyzed.    Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."  Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.  After the sermon, I stepped outside and lo and behold ---   My car was gone!

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The chicken and the egg.See below.

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YouTube just hired 10,000 more moderators. Aren’t you glad you’re on Amirite? :)

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Safe Distances ?  Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public:  •	Violinist: 25 feet  •	Bad Violinist: 50 feet  •	Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet  •	15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet  •	Accordionist: 60 miles  Link: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#vocal
Post a song with Mmmbop in the title. I actually like that song but, no. Post a song that's made you cry. If you haven't had that experience, your friends on the site swore to thrash you with an overripe banana, so work something up. Thanks :)
Well I finally finished writing my new book just in time for the holidays called "50 Shades of Gravy"...I must say it is very saucy๐Ÿ™„

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The Vow of Silence   <b>*   A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the abbot (the head monk). The abbot said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years." The man agreed. After the first three years, the abbot came to him and said, "What are your two words?"   - "Food cold!" the man replied. The abbot made sure the meals are not cold.   Three more years went by and the abbot came to him and said, "What are your two words?"   - "Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed. The abbot ordered his robe be washed. Three more years went by and the abbot came to him and said, "What are your two words?"   - "Bed hard!". The abbot made sure the mattress got re-stuffed. Three more years went by and the abbot came to him and said, "What are your two words?"   - "I quit!" said the man.   "Well," the abbot replied, "I'm not surprised - you've done nothing but complain since you got here!"   </b>*   Link: http://www.ba-bamail.com/content.aspx?emailid=19381

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This is disgusting!

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At the bank yesterday the teller asked me if I wanted large bills and I said nope normal size will do๐Ÿ™„

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Just now, for the first time ever, I 'liked' and retweeted @realDonaldTrump.  Credit where credit is due.  This was the first tweet I have read from POTUS that made me proud of him.  I hope it is not the last.

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Charles Manson is DEAD!

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